HILARIOUS QUOTES FROM SPORTS COMMENTATORS

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|Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator: "This is |
|Gregoriava from Bulgaria.... I saw her snatch this |
|morning and it was amazing." |
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|Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is |
|really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother." |
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|Murray Walker: "The lead car is absolutely unique, |
|except for the one behind it which is identical." |
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|Greg Norman: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially|
|my mother and father." |
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|Alan Minter: "Sure there have been injuries and |
|deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." |
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|Terry Venables: "If history repeats itself, I |
|should think we can expect the same thing again" |
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|Ron Atkinson: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition|
|doesn't like it - you can see it all over their |
|faces." |
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|Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977: "Ah, isn't|
|that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is |
|kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." |
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|Metro Radio: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like|
|they've got eleven Dicks on the field." |

David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."

US TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

-- Anonymous, January 11, 2002

Answers

LOL

-- Anonymous, January 11, 2002

"Oh my God, what have I just said" applies most of all to poor Harry Carpenter.

-- Anonymous, January 11, 2002