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Or could it really have happened? You be the judge.A lawyer was in his office working late. So many widows and orphans to cheat, so little time. All at once the devil appeared in a puff of smoke and offered the lawyer a deal. Huge wealth and fame, but in exchange for his immortal soul. The lawyer's eyes narrowed: "OK, what's the catch."
-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002
Ya gotta love it. I'm sending this to my sister-in-law, the lawyer!
-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002
He grabbed me round my slender neck,
I could not shout or scream,
He carried me into his room
Where we could not be seen;
He tore away my flimsy wrap
And gazed upon my form -
I was so cold and still and damp,
While he was wet and warm.His feverish mouth he pressed to mine;
I let him have his way -
He drained me of my very self,
I could not say him nay.
He made me what I am. Alas!
That's why you find me here...
A broken vessel - broken glass -
That once held Bottled Beer.
-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002