No prize again, this one's running on our website:

-- Anonymous, January 06, 2002

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There is so much potential for this one.

-- Anonymous, January 06, 2002

Monkeys only have brains this big.

-- Anonymous, January 06, 2002

how much flair do we have in our team ?

-- Anonymous, January 06, 2002

looking for a tooth and or showing open affection for monkey- heed.

-- Anonymous, January 06, 2002

That looking for a tooth one is pretty good.

-- Anonymous, January 06, 2002

Murray,I 'll give this for your chances of going into the Bay Horse in Whickham and NOT coming out looking like this,ie toothless.

Thats a personal one!

-- Anonymous, January 06, 2002

That's a good one Kev, from an irate Mackem :)

-- Anonymous, January 06, 2002

"It's this effing cold out here boss!"

-- Anonymous, January 06, 2002

I'm THIS close to being as old as Albert Steptoe!!

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002

If sewpah can grow this much taller he will qualify as a munchkin!

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002

"Life just isn't fair. I'm this close to Newcastle and I end up playing for these tossers."

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002

Tight makems put on cheap Xmas entertainment with finger puppets.

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002

'I'm sure I had Kev between me fingers a minute ago.'

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002

"He's this far away from leaving us."

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002

The box said I only needed this much to keep the dentures in. Hmph.

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002

"Well Rod Hull made money out of it"

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002

The best one yet was sent in on the website:

"Look at how big it is with viagara!"

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2002

...so not too different to my effort Paul?

;7)

-- Anonymous, January 10, 2002

...so not too different to my effort Paul?

Is that your latest entry Bud or a comment about the size of things down your way?

-- Anonymous, January 10, 2002

...well, it is kinda cold here too Screach!

;7)

-- Anonymous, January 10, 2002