So this prostitute asks this bloke if he wanted some business. "How much?" he asked,

"£50 for straight sex" she replied.

"I'll tell you what" said the bloke "I'll give you £100 if you do it my way"

"Whats your way" she asked

"A pound now and fifty pence a week"

-- Anonymous, January 03, 2002

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Well done GaRCie, that's got the festivities well and truly out the way. :-{E}

-- Anonymous, January 03, 2002

As a sub to the thread title...old 'un, slow burner

What's the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?

Dirty Harry makes your day, anal sex makes your whole week

-- Anonymous, January 03, 2002

Whats the difference between a woman and a coffin?

You come in one and go in the other

Can you pass me my coat please

-- Anonymous, January 03, 2002