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Here's to a happy 2002 for each of you!
-- Pammy (firstname.lastname@example.org), December 31, 2001
You to Pammy. Hope you and your hubby have a great new year!
-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), December 31, 2001.
Cool graphics Pammy! Happiest and healthiest of New Year's to you and yours! Here's a toast to all my cyber and RL friends, some of which are both! I love you all!
-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), December 31, 2001.
"Duuuuh, uuuuh, uh I jus wanted to say, uuuuuuuh, Happy New Year, uuuuh, to all Americuns. Don't get too, uuuuuuuh, happy though, uuuuh, becuz I already decided it's, uuuuuuuuuh, gunna be, a War Year. Yep, uuuuuh, I already dun decided that."
-- Dumbya (email@example.com), January 01, 2002.
In terms of goofy pics we'd have better off if Gore had stolen Florida.
Pammy, happiest New Year to you, my friends and the rest of you miserable turds.
-- Carlos (firstname.lastname@example.org), January 01, 2002.
"Duuuuh, uuuuh, uh I jus forgots to tell y'alls that, uuuuuuuh, I'm also gunna run up the deficit, uuuuuuuh, by 'bout anuther trillyun dollars or so, uuuuuuuh, most of dat will be, uuuuuuh, badly needed assistance to the uuuuh, multi-billyun dollar corporations, uuuuh, so's dat they can make more jobs for y'all. It might uuuuh, seem like a lot of money at first, but uuuuuuh, it is uuuh necessary to get our economy back on track, uuuuuuh, ya'know, like uuuuuh, makin da rich richer and all that stuff. Make no mistake about it, uuuuh, it will trickle down after a while, becuz uuuuh, the wealthy will create more jobs for y'all. Trust me, uuuuh, it will be worth it in the long run, heh-heh. This year might not be uuuuuuh, real good, but it will get better uuuuuh, after a while."
-- Dumbya (My New Year's uuuuh, resolution @ learn to. uuuuuh, talk), January 01, 2002.
Same to you and all my friends and enemies here. Has anyone thought about New Year's Resolutions? Is there still time for that, or is this something I should have planned in advance?
-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), January 01, 2002.
Thanks for providing the gritty, gutsy leadership that America has lacked for eight years. You have proved that you are not "dumb" (a slur on the hearing/speech-impaired) and only dumb people will still try to tar you with that brush.
Thank you for assembling a class-act team to prosecute the war.
Only one gripe---it has been almost a year since you have been in office and there has not been a scandal. You Republicans are so dull.
-- (Roland@hatemail.com), January 01, 2002.
"Yer welcum there uuuuuh Roland, and uuuuuh, thank you for kissing my ass. Ya better go and uuuuuuh, wipe off yer nose now, it's gettin uuuuh, kinda brown"
-- Dumbya (no need fer thanks @ i'll jus take it out of yer. soshul shcurity), January 01, 2002.