Does anyone know of a colonic irrigation place in the Newcastle /Gateshead area?

I have been reading up on it and it seems that it is the next step in my never ending battle against stomach trouble.

-- Anonymous, December 31, 2001

Answers

Perhaps if you stopped going to the SOL your stomach trouble might cease SK!!!

Sorry for being flippant - I sympathise with your problem really.

-- Anonymous, December 31, 2001

If you count Washington as 'Gateshead area' SK, you could do worse than check with the Washington Hospital. It's private and I've never used it, so can't vouch for it.

-- Anonymous, December 31, 2001

Found on in Low Fell.

Now all I need is the nerve to try it!

-- Anonymous, December 31, 2001

Super, have you been tested for a really evil little bug called heliobacter pylori? It is now known to be responsible for a huge percentage of chronic stomach problems, including ulcers. I know, I suffered for 25 years before I tested positive for helio. The test is now almost standard for people with long-term stomach complaints. The cure is a miracle...one shot of anti-biotic. The problem is some traditionalist doctors still persist in putting people on stupid milky diets which make things worse. You must have th

-- Anonymous, December 31, 2001

It does work in many situations SK, my ex lass swears by it.

My solution to help my woes was to switch to Guinness!

Happy new year to all residents too!

-- Anonymous, December 31, 2001

Puts a new complexion on the "You can stick Kevin Phillips up your a***" ditty ;0)

-- Anonymous, December 31, 2001

I don't think you're following this Dougal - that would be colonic irritation surely?

-- Anonymous, December 31, 2001

You must be a bit flush to consider that option.

-- Anonymous, January 02, 2002

pipe down bobby

-- Anonymous, January 02, 2002

And the waiting room music must be Beautiful South's "Old Red Eye"...take a deep breath, mate ;-)

-- Anonymous, January 02, 2002

beautiful south, real sh%t music

-- Anonymous, January 02, 2002

...or anything by So Solid Stool Crew ;-) Alternatively, PJ & Duncan with Let's Get Ready to Rumble, Uncle Phil Collins (twat) with In the Air Tonight, Jimi Hendrix Stone Free, Michael Jackson's Thriller, Beatles' Twist 'n Shout...etc etc

-- Anonymous, January 02, 2002

I made the Guinness switch as well GavMackem. Shocking carry-on. Start drinking something that traditionally gives you the trots to avoid the agonising alternative from anything gassy.

I can remember when going for a pint was a pleasure:-(

-- Anonymous, January 02, 2002