Wouldn't it be great if the table ended up as follows:

1 Newcastle United 2 Manchester United 3 Sunderland 4 Aston Villa

Shove those Champions League spots up your Arsenal southern tw@ts!

-- Anonymous, December 29, 2001

Answers

I'd prefer 2 + 3 (some days) to get relegated myself.

-- Anonymous, December 29, 2001

Maybe, but I'd prefer to see Chelsea, Spurs and Liverpool go down.

-- Anonymous, December 29, 2001