I'm pretty hungry..*stomach growls* Heh...heh....Need Kupo nuts...

-- Anonymous, December 27, 2001

Answers

Hail to the King, baby.

*Removes sawed off double barreled shotgun from holster on back, levels at Davey, and pulls the trigger*

-- Anonymous, December 27, 2001

Oops, that came from me, ya fuck.

-- Anonymous, December 27, 2001

BOOOOOMMMM!!!!! *head explodes in a huge, bloody gruesome mess...*

*head grows back* Damnit, cut it out! That hurt!!! Go kill Ren or something, all I wanted was some goddamn Kupo nuts!

-- Anonymous, December 27, 2001

Mogs in N'Orleans. She'll hook ya up. Big time.

-- Anonymous, December 28, 2001

MMMM!! Cajun fried Kupo nuts! Filled with spicy stuff! Me like!

-- Anonymous, December 28, 2001

bomber penguin lets me handle her business while she is away. so here *throws kupo nuts to davey in an unsuspicious opaque bag* got keep things quiet around here you know. he he *mischievious smile*

-- Anonymous, December 29, 2001

Mmmmm.....Thanks!*tries to eat kupo nuts, but forgets to take them out of the bag* (muffled)uh-oh...

-- Anonymous, December 30, 2001

Silly Davey. Kupo nuts are for penguins. not rootbeers. ::steals kupo nuts from davey, removes them from bag, promptly devours them:: See?

-- Anonymous, December 31, 2001

*still has empty bag in mouth* MMMMFMFMFMMFFFMMMM!! MMmmmmF FMFMFMMMFMMMFF!

-- Anonymous, December 31, 2001

i've always been environmentally conscious. cut up the coke rings so you don't strangle a duck. now we must dislodge plastic bags from the mouth of rootbeers. *yanks bag out of davey's mouth* maybe i should start a protest and get us all tear gassed. *hold up a sign with a no symbol over a plastic bag* rootbeers are people too!

-- Anonymous, December 31, 2001

*gasp* I CAN BREATH AGAIN!!! YAY!!

-- Anonymous, January 01, 2002

rootbeers that can breathe are always a good thing... of course that just sounds odd... oh well.

-- Anonymous, January 02, 2002

*takes deep breath* AAAAAHHHHH! Feels so good! I'm the last of ny species, y'know....

-- Anonymous, January 03, 2002

The last living Rootbeer? perhaps we should breed them genetically then. We can't go letting a species die out. Or maybe if we feed you enough kupo nuts you'll spontaneously reproduce.... worth a shot. ::starts giving Davey large amounts of kupo nuts:: now we wait and see....

-- Anonymous, January 03, 2002

MMMMMMM! spicy!!!! (stomach gurgles) huh??? (starts to split) WTF!?!?!?!??!!? *POP* *blink* WHAT THE?!?!?!?!?

-- Anonymous, January 04, 2002

Hullo. i em davy rootbeers clone. nice to meet u all.

-- Anonymous, January 04, 2002

It worked! i'm a genius! ::feeds the rootbeer clone a ton of kupo nuts:: we've got to keep the species going after all...

-- Anonymous, January 04, 2002

this reminds me of gremlins.....

-- Anonymous, January 04, 2002

emmm....i no wanht kupo nutz. take meh 2 your Marajuana. need WWEEEEEEEDDDDDD.....MUUSSSSHHTTTTTT HAAAAVVVEEE WWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...........

-- Anonymous, January 04, 2002

OOOOOOOkay.....It seems that my clone and I are complete opposites......that IS strange....

-- Anonymous, January 04, 2002

Ok, time to stop the cloning, then. I'm not gonna feed them weed, so we may as well not even make them. Damn. Looks like you just get to be last of your species then, Davey. Ah well. Here, have some kupo nuts to cheer up. um, non-cloning kupo nuts, by the way.... don't want that to happen again. oh yeah... ::pulls out shotgun and shoots the Davey Rootbeer Clone in the head:: That should take care of that.

-- Anonymous, January 04, 2002

*Rootbeer clone absorbs bullet* *turns around and head reshapes, like the Richard Simmons robot Clone on the Simpsons" uh-oh......

-- Anonymous, January 04, 2002

SMITHERS: LOOK OUT!! HIS A$$ is gonna BLOW!!!*Smithers runs away* *rootbeer clone explodes*

-- Anonymous, January 04, 2002

That... was... random. Well, at least the evil clone is gone now. Huzzah! ::throws kupo nuts into the air::

-- Anonymous, January 04, 2002

AAHH!!! a clown!! run away!!!

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2002

i'll kill it FIRE3 is it dead?

-- Anonymous, January 06, 2002

First, CONGRAGULATIONS on finally closing your tags! Second, FIR3 will just make him madder.....*starts to prepare ultima2 attack* HEY, DL!! Feel free to join in with one of your FLARE2 attacks anytime soon!

-- Anonymous, January 06, 2002

::starts hurling bombs at the clown:: Just warn us before any flare2's, please?

-- Anonymous, January 06, 2002

truly the only good clown is a dead clown. i have a very avid fear of those things....*shudder*

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002

You know what Davey? That was a very strategic move of you. Trying to outdo DL in magic only makes him learn new, stronger magic. ::learns ultima2, ultima3, and flare3::
Alrighty, time to clear out of the way people
::casts teleport on everyone except Kefka and takes them to Tenchi's house::
Alrighty...no telling what to expect so...FLARE3!!!
::Kefka is incinerated along with one third of the United States:
...whoops

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002

Uh-oh...if Kefka stole all the kupo nuts, and you blew him up, then......WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! THE KUPO NUTS ARE GONE!!!

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002

which third of the united states did you destroy?

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002

I think they blew up alaska and the pacific northwest...

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002

good good, as long as they didn't blow up where i live. or any of my friends.

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002

Well, now amost all of America's natural oil supply that was in alaska, and the Microsoft company, the state of califonia, and Seattle have been completely obliterated, anyone care for some Kupo nut souflees?

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002

Whoa! I took out Microsuck? KICK ASS!

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002

i would love to see bill gates on fire.....that would be great

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2002

Hmmmm...Idea for the comic! What do you think, guys?

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2002

and so rootbeer land was born...

-- Anonymous, December 05, 2002