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http://www.abcnews.go.com/sections/us/WolfFiles/wolffiles155.html

Penis Survey Comes Up Short Recent Studies Revise Average Length of the Male Organ

By Buck Wolf

Men of the world, rejoice! The average length of an erect penis is shorter than you probably think. STORY HIGHLIGHTS The Critical Girth The Weird News Roundup

A study by Lifestyles Condom Co. shows that the average length of a male sex organ is 5.877 inches — which might comfort men who previously thought they were less than average. "The Kinsey Sex Report and other penis size surveys have indicated that the length of the penis is 6.2 to 6.4 inches," says Simon Joseph, a spokesman for Lifestyles. "Our results show that about three-quarters of men fall under the average quoted by Kinsey."

"A half-inch or less might not have anything to do with how you perform sexually, but it might make a difference in how you feel about yourself."

According to the survey, about two-thirds of the 300 college-aged men ranged from between 5.1 and 6.2 inches.

This is the actual size of a Starbucks grande coffee. Please note that a grande is actually a medium. A vente is the large size. (ABCNEWS.com) For those of you who don't like to deal in raw numbers, at 5.877 inches, the average penis is about the size of a Nestle Butterfinger candy bar (unwrapped) or a grande (medium) cup of coffee at Starbucks (with the sip lid). Most men vary in size between a Twix bar and a Peter Paul Mounds (with the wrapper extended).

When Alfred Kinsey did his groundbreaking research in the mid-1940s, researchers simply gave men stamped postcards. Each one simply held a postcard against his erect penis, marked how long it was, and slipped the results in the mail.

"They never had to hold a ruler against themselves," says Kinsey spokesman Jennifer Bass.

Measuring an erect penis is no easy matter. Kinsey, Masters and Johnson, and various urology groups have been satisfied with either letting the men do it themselves or with surveys of a few dozen volunteers.

But condom companies need more accurate measurements for the best-fitting products — even if sex experts assure us that size doesn't matter. Lifestyles says it did the largest and most accurate measure of penis size ever just three weeks ago. Company representatives went to Cancun, Mexico, at the heart of spring break, hoping to get 1,000 guys to drop their trousers, get aroused, and let a team of nurses measure them individually.

The guys got to go into a private tent outside Daddy Rock nightclub, where they found girlie magazines and other items to put them in the mood. Then came the doctor and two nurses. Each penis was measured by two of the four nurses.

"It was a highly professional operation," said Dr. Francisco Ordonez, who supervised the research. "The nurses wore disposable latex gloves and the men were all good-humored and well-behaved."

It's amazing what some college guys on spring break will do for some free T-shirts, condoms and other prizes. The researchers thought holding the testing in such an environment, where guys tended to cluster in bunches, would help get true variety.

"In other tests, guys responded individually, and perhaps only guys who were proud of their penis size would respond," says Joseph. "In this test, we thought peer pressure would help coax guys who wouldn't ordinarily do such a thing into doing it."

Still, when it came time for measuring, about 25 percent of the guys weren't up to the job and had to face a little humiliation in the name of science.

Ordonez and his team had to be satisfied with 300 respondents. That's far fewer than they hoped for. But it's nearly twice as many as a similar study in Brazil last year, which had similar results.

The Importance of Girth

"It's absolutely important that we have the best information to make the best-fitting condom," said Carol Carrozza, Lifestyle's vice president of marketing. "If a condom is too tight, it constricts circulation. It's uncomfortable, and it reduces sensitivity. If it's too loose, that's dangerous."

Candy and various items mentioned in The Wolf Files, illustrated here for the sake of comparison. (ABCNEWS.com) Carrozza says the circumference of the penis — otherwise referred to as girth — is often more important than length when new condom sizes are considered. "Because of the way condoms unroll, it's really not the case that they are not long enough."

According to the study, the average erect penis had a girth of 4.972 inches. About 75 percent of men were between 4.5 and 5.5 inches.

"We already have a larger condom," says Carrozza. "What our research shows is that 17 percent of erections measured under 4.5 inches, and there might be a market for that."

Of course, once again, the frail male ego comes into play, and while condoms come in large, studded, ribbed and flavored varieties, you don't see small or petite or narrow models. We'll just have to see what kind of circumlocution the marketing folks come up with.

-- Anonymous, December 27, 2001

Answers

Thanks for posting this, beckie. I wouldn't want Carl to miss it...

-- Anonymous, December 27, 2001

or Barefoot :)

-- Anonymous, December 27, 2001

I hear you can extend it a bit by sprinkling catnip on it...

-- Anonymous, December 27, 2001

A guy came up to me in a bar sometime in the late 70's and said, "Hey, Baby, I got NINE inches of pleasure for you right here!"

I said, "Nine inches of what?" and poured the remainder of my Singapore sling down the front of his jeans.

I'm glad I'm not nineteen anymore.

-- Anonymous, December 27, 2001

Yes, I'm glad you're not nineteen any more too and I hope you've learned not to waste good booze, lol!

-- Anonymous, December 27, 2001

It was a wretched Singapore Sling.

I managed to outgrown them. Somehow.

Then I quit drinking the day after I rec'd my MA. That party was something. I was hung-over for three days. BLLLLLAAAHHHH. Never again.

-- Anonymous, December 27, 2001

Meemur, your drink dumping reminds me of when I used to be a barmaid and learned to "accidently" spill beer on pain-in-the-a$$ customers :)

-- Anonymous, December 27, 2001

I have always believed that it's not how big it is, but how a man uses it. I believe most men suffer from the "little dick" syndrome. No matter how adequate the length of their penis is, they always wish it was bigger.

-- Anonymous, December 27, 2001

Meemur, wasn't it your daughter who, while you were stopped at a light, turned to the guy in the corvette and said, "sorry about your penis"?? (If so, I can see where she gets the chutzpah.)

-- Anonymous, December 28, 2001

I am told by a friend at the VA Hospital that an astonishing number of vets, some of them older than God, come in for penis implants. Your tax dollars at work.

-- Anonymous, December 28, 2001

Nope, Brooks, not mine. I have a cat. (:

-- Anonymous, December 28, 2001

Well, has your cat ever said that to a hapless guy driving a 'vette?

-- Anonymous, December 28, 2001

...just three weeks ago. Company representatives went to Cancun, Mexico, at the heart of spring break...

Difficult to believe that it was spring just three weeks ago.

Not so difficult to believe that all the guys with short dicks go to Mexico.

They should have another survey next spring. But this time, do it in Florida where the big boys hang out.

-- Anonymous, December 28, 2001

Brooks, No, my cat tends to limit her comments to the inferior quality of her food, her dislike of my use of power tools while she is napping, the the lack of catnip at times.

LOL, Barefoot!

-- Anonymous, December 28, 2001