What is it about this little miscreant that really pissess me off?? Maybe, it's because he is at the center of every brawl chelsea get themselves into? Maybe, it's because he's a genuinely dirty player. Maybe, it's because he never learns, he almost broke mills in half and yesterday I watched a genuine attempt to send viera's bollocks up his throat. Aside from all this, the real reason I dislike him is that he is a little whinging shithead who's got a face like a slapped arse.

-- Anonymous, December 27, 2001

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...so, apart from being a sneaky, odious little turd you reckon he's basically a canny blerk then, eh syme?

-- Anonymous, December 27, 2001

How man Clarky. When ye live in 'cago, ye get used to seein' little sh!tes on every corner. Syme's just been there owa lang.

-- Anonymous, December 27, 2001