So, what cheesey greetings did you find when you pulled...........

-- Anonymous, December 25, 2001

Answers

........yer cracker??

Q. Who invented fire? A. A bright spark

Q. How do you get rid of varnish? A. Remove the "R"

Q. Do men always snore? A. Only when they're asleep (allegedly)

-- Anonymous, December 25, 2001

Q: What do you call a cow that eats grass?

A: A lawn moo-er

-- Anonymous, December 25, 2001

I got one; What Colour is molten gold?

Green

I didn't get it either.

-- Anonymous, December 25, 2001

Evening all. I'm pressied, grubbed and boozed out: just fell fast asleep watching the extremely tedious and unfunny Alistair McGown Show on telly.

So, I thought I'd pop on here and try out my brand new cordless optical mouse, and enter my selection for the Team Pick Comp.

Jeez, it's quiet on here - something special on? Should be a bit more lively tomorrow - talk to yers then. Merry Xmas - burp!

-- Anonymous, December 25, 2001