.......Christmas.

I hate Christmas, don't come on here with your peace and goodwill to all men crap. If you cannot act or behave that way all year why be sanctimonious snivelling little arse lickers now?

Be kind and generous all the time, or have the decency to be pedantic sad old bastards all year round.

What you want me to wish Osama bin laden well and hope he has a nice time with his family? Being dragged behind a speeding camel for days is too good for him.

Now sod off and behave like you have the rest of the year.

-- Anonymous, December 24, 2001

Answers

Always Polite

-- Anonymous, December 24, 2001

OK gus, if you insist. You're a miserable w@nker and I hope a reindeer craps down your chimney and puts your fire out! Was that OK?

-- Anonymous, December 24, 2001

Merry Xmas Gus from one sad bastard to another. Having met Gus a couple of times, I can honestly say he is one of the best Fellows to be around.

-- Anonymous, December 25, 2001

Happy Christmas Gus! (:o))))

-- Anonymous, December 25, 2001

Happy Christmas to the Video King!

-- Anonymous, December 25, 2001

Nice to see you in a such a good mood gus. :-))

-- Anonymous, December 25, 2001

Thanks Jacko, see it didn't hurt to say what you really mean this time of year.!!

-- Anonymous, December 25, 2001

Oh shut up and put another prawn on the barbie.

-- Anonymous, December 25, 2001

Currently in the doghouse for not hearing my phone while sitting being sociable with friends & family in the club, must have been 10 mins late or dinner at the in-laws but thought I'd made good picking up the bairns guitar & showing how differcult "Amazing Grace" really is. How could I be so wide of the mark? The little lady is venting her anger by tidying up so every cloud & all that.

-- Anonymous, December 25, 2001