male football supporters are all gay because the whole thing is so homoerotic. Also, 90% of male football supporters leave the ground after a game in an aroused state (if you see what I mean) a statistic which she uses to support her "Football fans are poofs" theory.

Thought I'd share that with you.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Answers

BTW, what a crush that girl seems to have on David Beckham.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

So "that's" why it is also so difficult to get down the central aisle in the East Stand after the match - and here's me thinking they were all just pleased to see me! ;0{]

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

LOL.

I thought it was anticipation of the landlady in the Strawberry....But no, it's the outline of Shearer's glutus maximus in his shorts.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

.....aye, drives the lasses wild!

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

I assume Ms Burchill has some hard (if you'll pardon the expression) statistics to back up her assertions. Did she and her team hang around outside the stadia the length and breadth of the land, checking people's (non existant) state of arousal? Anybody remember being body searched on the way out of a ground?

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

oooohhhh, get her! Bitch!

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Stupid bint....

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

She's just upset the big, fat shirtless guy won't ask her out.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Well I can't help but agree that we're all gay. Personally I think I'm a raving lesbian.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

I didn't know you were an actor, Nick. Been in anying I'd have seen on the telly?

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Oops, sorry: I thought you said "thespian".

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

if you're a raving lesbian Nick can I watch please ?

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

This says far more about her latent desire to be cornered in an alley by some rough football types and forced to indulge in all of her darkest fantasies. Her fantasies are peopled by ever-ready, rough, alpha-male football fans as opposed to the homespun-sweater-sporting, bearded, lentil-munching New Men she wastes her evenings with and the only way she can drive these fantasies from her mind is to try to dis- empower them in her mind by trying to label them all as gay.

According to Sigmund, anyway.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Rape fantasies aren't big or clever.

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2001