Right, who wants what? Also, while I'm at the bar, tell each other what you are doing this weekend.

I'm going to Elland Road tomorrow and having my sister for lunch on Sunday (she doesn't know this yet, she thinks we are having chicken).

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Answers

Bucks Fizz, anyone?

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Bucks Fizz? Um. I'm having trouble making my mind up.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

It's easy. First you gotta speed it up, then you gotta slow it down.

Bacon sarnie mission is in full effect, then it's another day long drinking session. Does anyone have a spare liver? Good money available for swap (good condition essential). Full service history req'd. BUPA MOT a must. Cash only.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Pint o'Stella thanks. Painting and decorating before the Chistmas, bliddy ceilings are a bugger.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Spare liver? there's a pool of them on Merseyside. Probably off the back of a lorry though.

Weekend? Hopefully I'll be in a land of make-believe come 5 pm.
I'll have a Bloody Mary please, no ice.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Bottle o' Dog for starters please. Can you just hold this while I nip off to the bog?

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Howay Dougal. Aah'm gettin' parched. Can't ye push yer way ti the front???

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Howay. There's only 5 of us here anyway - why's the bar service so slow?

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Elland Road for the first time in 6 years. The rest of the weekend won't really matter, whatever the result, if you get my drift

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Pint of HSB please.... and a wee Glenmorangie on the side ;-)))
-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Aye, aah hord aboot yer "wee Glenmorangie" Geordie. Luuks lyek we'll hadda got wor own. Dougal's gone missin'

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Pint of cider please Dougal.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

here you go.... there's a tray load here and some still on the bar:

golf tomorrow morning then I'll have a last look at Ceefax 324 around 4:45pm. Christmas shopping on Sunday (I'd hate to leave it until the last minute!). Work on Monday probably. In-laws for Christmas dinner.. then bugger all planed until next year.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

No sure where dougal got to but I've opened a slate in her name ;-))

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

I was just hoovering. And for that, I deserve a wee glass of Veuve Clicquot.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Excellent Geordie. In that case, make mine a large one ;-)

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Anworrabootsumgrubwhileyerthere. Aahmgerrinpeckish.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Enjoy. I have to go and do some 'acting'. Har har.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Just off to a real pub! Happy Crimbo folks - see you on Boxing Day!

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

"make mine a large one" I'm not a plastic surgeon Screach!

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

LOL.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

"....Elland Road tomorrow, and having my sister for lunch on Sunday.......!

Hey, whatever you do in the privacy of your own home doon there in Consett is fine by me. Fava beans et une belle Chianti aussi?

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

I'm already way past pissed, enjoyed 3 too many over dinner. Got a right (and left) bollocking about the visa bill from Mrs gus.

She was concerned with the postage bill for over $400. I have been making these videos behind her back, Gav has gone hasn't he? Still, when I explained it the look of horror on her face.

Then she said "you'll never be sober next time we go back". So there is at least some hope that I will come back to collect those beers. Although this lot of tapes will set me back $200. She might change her mind!

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Errr....is it too late for a drinkie? Just couldn't get here any earlier. Perhaps some food is a good idea....jacket potato with bacon and cheese please. :-)

The weekend? Cleaning my apartment, laundry, packing, shopping and errands. Probably have to listen to the webcast tomorrow since trying to find a half a day to get to DC doesn't look likely at this point. :-( Fortunately, I've found someone with ppv access who is taping the match for me so I'll see it eventually. The "No snow, no ice, no precipitation of any kind between Baltimore and Philadelphia on Tuesday" dance starts now and will continue until my plane leaves the ground around 6pm Tuesday evening. See you all in the Strawbeery on Weds!! Oh...pint of Stella please. :-D

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Shopping the neet, followed by several glasses of Hans' Glogg...........rocket fuel that stuff mind. Bright and early the morra donning my newly arrived fcuksunderland shirt. Down to the bar to watch the lads and potentially get me head kicked in by several rather large leeds fans that manage to drag themselves out of the floorboards on such occasions. Quick visit to the hospital to get stitches inserted back to the bar to finish 'em off.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Yep, Clarky. I'll have some Mahler playing in the background as I slice the top of her head off and cook her frontal lobe in unsalted butter.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Geez, Dougal. I mean, I realize she's a mackem and all, but don't you think ceaseless gloating about our league position is enough? ;- ))

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

No. She's jsut given me chapter and verse on why Sunderland are really a better team than us....

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

... then her frontal lobe has already been scrambled dougal. Don't touch it, not even pickled.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

I see....more Chianti, Dougal?

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Bells & Coke please - one lump of ice

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Just packed Pete off to the pub, so I thought I`d sneak out for a quick one myself. I`ll have a glass of red wine please.....the Shiraz would be just fine! (:o)

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Mince pie anyone? (:o)

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Well I really shouldn't...oh go on, I'll have one. Thanks, Galaxy.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

looks like I missed my lift when I fell asleep in the corner by the fire. One for the road anyone?

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Well you'll just have to use the stairs like the rest of us you lazy bu99er. As for Galaxy popping out for a quick one, well, what can I say???? I'll have a large glass of Shiraz with you pet. In fact, a Shiraz Hat-trick the morra would go down very nicely indeed ;-)

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Screacha man that was awful, truly bad, in fact so bad it made me laugh out load, happy hols twinkle toes

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Cheers Marra. Have a guddun yersel'. Luv to Barbara-Ann.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Off to collect Pete from the pub now........`spect he`s full of Christmas spirit now! (;o)

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

BTW Screacher (if you are still there), did you come to Bournemouth last weekend? (:o)

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Yes - stayed in the Norfolk Royale and worked at Portman BS. Arrived late on Sunday and worked late on Monday so no chance to sample your pies :-(

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

That`s a pity.....next time eh? (:o)

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Aye! I'm sure I'll be back.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001