Great If cartoon strip in today's Guardian. Has Bin Laden, a known Arsenal fan, in his cave being asked by his side kick "Are you feeling alright oh unstable one?"

BL replies "I feel a disturbance in the force"

Sidekick "Could it be your loyal followers being vapourised even as we speak?"

BL "No...I had an overwhelming sense of Arsenal being thrashed at home by Northern Infidels!".

-- Anonymous, December 20, 2001

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-- Anonymous, December 20, 2001

Surely, to carry on the Star Wars theme, he could say "It was as if 36,000 voices suddenly cried out and were silenced...I fear something terrible has happened".

Yes, I should get out more

-- Anonymous, December 20, 2001