Well, I finally broke down and did a "no-no" this mornin. I had to go to wallyworld to get some stuff. I HATE, LOATHE and DESPISE goin into that store. I needed to get a new scanner for my lil Dumplin, oil and filter for our chevy van and a toothbrush! Wow, ya'll'r probly say'n---a TOOTHBRUSH! Well, I have to brush those old choppers eventho they are gittin kinda sharp and worn out! How else am I gonna chaw m'spam?

Carried Lil Dumplins "penny jar" into the bank and had'm count'm. $52.74!!!! She just has to have it this evenin. Says she's gonna go shoppin down around L'ville, Tucky this evenin. Boy, am I glad I ain't with'r! That woman can wear the heart outta grindstone with her shoppin. Old fat hillbillys don't need to be out in public that much--gets other ordinary folks to point'n and laughin!

Have almost ceased et'n all red meat. I do have some porkchops bakin righ now. The last in the freezer and the beef is also gone. I've switched over entirely to old dead chicken and turk. Doc sawbones told me couple weeks ago that I had hight colesterol and needed to quit eatin like I was 20 years old and workin in the hay field!! Almighty God is healin this cancer, heart disease, diabetes and arthur but I also have my part to do! Lots and lots of veggies will work just fine.

I wonder if we get to eat chick or turk in heaven! Naw, don't spose so. They will all be friendly up there and I don't really wanna go killin and eatin my friends.

"The more I see of some people the better I like m'dog". Ain't got a dog no more but maybe I can subsetute ole Calvin for a dog!

Jesus said " I am the Way, the Truth and the Life. No man comes to the Father but by Me"! Thanks Lord for comin to earth. old hoot gibson. Matt.24:44

-- old hoot gibson (hoot@pcinetwork.com), December 19, 2001

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Hoot, you are hilarious!!!

-- Melissa (me@home.net), December 19, 2001.

Hey brother!! If'n you are ever in Brevard, N.C., you can see more white squirrels than federal has .22 shells!! LOL. They are purty critters, ain't they? Just one more sign of our Heavenly Father's handiwork!! God Bless!!

-- Uncle Jake (lulafred@cs.com), December 20, 2001.