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> ***** SECURITY BULLETIN *****We have been notified by building security that there are four suspected terrorists working in our office. Three of the four have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, and Bin Drinkin were taken into custody this morning. Security advises us that they could not find anyone fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the office. Anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin should be very easy to spot.
-- Buddy (buddydc@go.com), December 19, 2001
Bin Workin changed his name to Bin Sick, and is now hanging out in a new cell with Bin On Vacation and Bin On Worker's Comp.
-- (Gubmint @ Information. Goon), December 19, 2001.