This came from a radio show this morning; The Johnboy and Billy Big Show's resident curmudgeon, Robert Raiford: "Thank You LORD for your guidance through this day, with YOUR help I have not said a cross word to anybody, not once did I think bad thoughts of others, all is well in my life thanks to YOU and YOUR blessings, please stay with me as I toss off these covers and get out of bed."

-- mitch hearn (moopups@citlink.net), December 19, 2001

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Mitch, I have heard that one before! Would to God we could pray the same as we get INTO bed at night!

-- Cathy N. (keeper8@attcanada.ca), December 19, 2001.

Amen, Mrs.Newton!

-- jillian (daffodil_skunk83@hotmail.com), December 20, 2001.

I saw a sweatshirt with its own little "prayer" on it a few weeks ago, and would have bought it for my mother for Christmas if I wasn't afraid she might have let me have it! It said:

"Lord, please keep your arm around my shoulders and your hand over my mouth!"

(Bet my husband wishes I would pray that one more often!)

-- Christine in OK (cljford@aol.com), December 20, 2001.

MItch I really liked that one, I answered this thread yesterday, but it must be lost in cyberland!!!

Good one Christine, oh that he only would stop us from saying what we shouldn't!!!

-- Melissa (me@home.net), December 20, 2001.