Don't ask me why. It's important.

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2001

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-- Anonymous, December 18, 2001

Just dig out the Charles Laughton version of the Hunchback of Notre Dame, neebody'll notice the difference.

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2001

If I crap in a box will that do?

That was a hell of an egg sized swelling on his head, courtesy of wor Al. Keown was playing a dirty game all night - see him take out Bellamy in the 1st half? Still have him playing for us, mind.

-- Anonymous, December 19, 2001

Nasty cheating worky ticket of a player, all set to be feted by the media for his Terry Butcher impersonation if the Arse had gone on to win, I for one was delighted the time the ball was crossed in, Keown went to head clear but it skewered off his bump at a crazy angle almost resulting in a headed goal at the back post !! Brought the house down in the Hare & Hounds, Allendale I can tell you

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-- Anonymous, December 19, 2001

Did you see the Sky exit feature, when they showed highlights of the game, goals, tackles, red cards etc ? In the middle of it they have a clos eup of Keown and Shearer waiting for a free kicj to come across, Keown steps across, elbows Shearer in the stomach and then steps back. Not shown during the game but a brilliant piece of opportune camera work. Shearer just shrugged it off, hard bastard

-- Anonymous, December 19, 2001