Most pathetic posting of the century.

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Anybody got a spare Leeds ticket ?

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2001

Answers

Anything's possible now. :-))

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2001

Make that two, please - your car or mine PB?

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2001

So far Screach's car has me and Steve T - try Mungo!

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2001

Dougal - could you e-mail me Mungo's phone number, please.

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2001

Actually Dougal, it's the Manure game when you'll have the pleasure of my company. I've got another lift for Leeds (although I'd much rather be with you lot, kiss, grovell)...

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2001


Get me a ticket Clarky and I'll carry you on me back. :-))

-- Anonymous, December 18, 2001

PB and Clarky: I've lost Mungo's number but will text Screach to text Clarky with it! Howay, man, Clarky, you've gorra go.

-- Anonymous, December 19, 2001

.... ah knaa pet, ah knaa!

Howay, someone giz a ticket, man!!!

-- Anonymous, December 19, 2001


How yee, Clarky, ah woz 'ere fost. :-))

-- Anonymous, December 19, 2001

Clarky, I think he must be working as he hasn't replied. Having said that, in my excitement yesterday I actually texted myself accidentally so I'll make sure I've sent it.

-- Anonymous, December 19, 2001


...you think Screacher was working dougal! What, seriously?

-- Anonymous, December 19, 2001

yesterday I actually texted myself

I think that's one of the saddest things I've ever heard.

So that works does it pet? Excuse me I'm just away to text myself what a great bloke I am. :-)

-- Anonymous, December 19, 2001

..... I thought that made you blind Jonno! ;0{]

BTW, having just spoken to Screacher I can confirm that the evil rumour circulating that he has been "working" today are completely without foundation. Actually, he wasn't even pretending to be working today! He did sound very 'relaxed' mind - if you know what I mean. ;0{]

-- Anonymous, December 19, 2001


Dougal - I've put out 'the word' via Mungo. He didn't sound very optimistic though - worth a try anyway.

-- Anonymous, December 19, 2001

Did he use the words "glory" and "hunters" at all Clarky? :-)

-- Anonymous, December 19, 2001


..... several times Jonno. So did Screacher! No surprises there then.

-- Anonymous, December 19, 2001

Pit Bill - check your mail. Good news for you

-- Anonymous, December 20, 2001

LT Just caught up with this one.

Got your e-mail but I might have overdone the affirmative replies. I think the clinical term is 'e-mail incontinence', usually brought on by an excess of childish excitement. :-))

-- Anonymous, December 20, 2001


Dougal, can I employ you as my legal adviser? I think I might need one after reading some of the posts on this thread.

-- Anonymous, December 20, 2001

As long as you sign that agency agreement we were talking about: 80% me; 20% you.

Pit Bill, I'm made up that you've got a ticket. You do realise that if we lose, we'll blame you ;o)

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001


Sorry Dougal. As I said slurred the other night, I'll not take anything less than 75%. I mean, would Bob Wilson, Terry Vegetables or Salt'n'Linneker take less? I rest my case, along with my brolly while I get my coat and hat.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

Talking of which, is Clarky sorted yet? We've never lost when he's gone.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

What if we win,eh ? Who'll get the praise for that then ?

Will the ref being a smoggie influence the equation ? As well as being a smoggie, he'll obviously be given strict instructions to bend over backwards in Leeds' favour to eliminate the risk of any asre type controversy.

But what the hell, we're big enough.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001


That is a point, Bill: since everyone thinks we are spwany b*stards, I think we may get some poor decisions for a few games. Having said that, the ref last Saturday minged and could have cost us the game (missing two clear handballs).

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2001

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