My family came to get away from the heat in the North East to Barça, snow capital. They were delayed on their flight back (it was a one day shopping trip thing) by 5 lasses who had spent all day at the baja beach club and were so smashed they delayed the plane. It was so bad they eventually were taken off the plane and left in spain. when they arrived i remember saying that they (the 5) would never make it back.

Minutes before the geordie plane landed a plane from Amsterdam and a plane frome Rome had landed, the passengers were extremely classy, all leather trousers and gucci glasses, and that was just the men. Then our plane turned up and it was like a Viz movie. It was dead funny. Apparently the plane from Sunderland International airport had been cancelled due to one of the cages being broken open and banans going everywhere...we're not so bad then.

-- Anonymous, December 17, 2001

Answers

Is that not Ponteland International Airport?

Unlike the Mugs/Mags OIM NAT BITTUR!

-- Anonymous, December 17, 2001

How's the weather in Barcelaona now?

-- Anonymous, December 17, 2001

1 o'clock news, Barca knee deep in snow.. Some folk'll gan to ridiculous lengths for a white crimbo. :-))

Southern Italy as bad, apparently.

-- Anonymous, December 17, 2001

I repeat... ho ho ho. Merry xmas Swift!

Nowt wrong with getting smashed in the Baja though. The waitresses in bikinis must be a sight to see with the sub-zero temperatures... ahem.. I'll shut up now.

A bit like Bedlington on a Saturday night I suppose...

-- Anonymous, December 17, 2001

its feckin freezin here

-- Anonymous, December 17, 2001