A Chinese man was skimming pebbles across the water.Peter Reid was walking by and asked the Chinese man what was so interesting skimming pebbles across the water. Ancestry the stones know all about you. "How" asks Peter. "Just listen to the noise of the pebble as it hits the water". The Chinese man picks up a pebble and skims the pebble over the water. It bounces once...Chung It bounces twice...Chink It bounces three-times Chow. See the stones know that I am from China,they always know. "Will it work for me" asks Peter. It always works. So Peter picks up a pebble and skims it over the water, It bounces once...Chim It bounces twice...Pan It bounces three-times....Zee...

-- Anonymous, December 12, 2001