He's put 14 players at Oldham on the transfer list. Bet that will get the team-spirit up for the Christmas period. Might end up uniting the local community against him though, so the Nobel Peace prize is not beyond their reach next season.

-- Anonymous, December 12, 2001

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old ham's turkeys meated out?

-- Anonymous, December 12, 2001

They obviously failed to swear an oath of allegiance...

-- Anonymous, December 12, 2001

Surprise, surprise - Paul Murray has signed for Oldham on a FT from Southampton!
Next in line for those lucky Lancashire fans are the inimitable Brazilian star, Formica, possibly followed by those multi- talented Argentinians, 'The Wolf' and 'The Steering Wheel'.

-- Anonymous, December 12, 2001

LOL Softie. As if Oldham wasn't suffering enough. In the 80s I once got caught on a train carriage full of Oldham fans. Two of their number started walking down the aisle selling National Front papers and every last one of those f****s bought a copy and read it (or pretended to).

-- Anonymous, December 12, 2001