YES, THE CAMPAIGN TOOK A BOLD TURN FOR THE PARTY PARTY YESTERDAY. REPORTS HAVE CONFIRMED THAT THE PARTY PARTY IS THE BIGGEST FORM OF PARTY THAT WILL ASSEMBLE THROUGHT THE ELECTION SEASON. THE PARTY PARTY SPOKESMAN, MATT DEAREN, SAID, "I NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. IT'S LIKE A SEINFELD EPISODE." POLICE HAVE CONFIRMED THAT THERE IS NO NEED FOR ADDITIONAL SECURITY BECAUSE THE PARTY PARTY, WELL, JUST PARTY'S. STAY TUNED FOR MORE REPORTS AS THIS CAMPAIGN TO DOMINATE THE PARTY SCENE HEATS UP.

-- (dearens@yahoo.com), December 11, 2001

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Darren Larusso reporter in Jacksonville realizes the strength of the Party Party. He states, "This is one party that one should join. The strengths of the Party Party will be the biggest of the decade. I will be a member of the Party Party. I will leave you with words once spoken by Snoop Dogg, "Party, Party we don't bother nobody" Reporting from North Florida, AKA Freakville, Darren, da kid, LaRusso

-- Darren LaRusso (dlarusso@wjxt.com), December 11, 2001.