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March 6, 2001

Dear TeenHealthFX,

I wanted to know what it was called if you tried to have sex with a tree?

Signed: Sex With A Tree

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Dear Sex With A Tree:

Sexual pleasures and gratification derived from unusual sources are commonly referred to as Philias. Sexual pleasure from a tree is sometimes called arborphilia.

TeenHealthFX would like to……………..never mind.

Signed: TeenHealthFX

Never Mind..

-- Anonymous, December 09, 2001

Answers

gives a whole new meaning to "gettin a woodie" !@#$%

-- Anonymous, December 10, 2001

Wondering what the advisor was going to say... warning about splinters, or Dutch Elm disease maybe?

-- Anonymous, December 10, 2001

Oh My!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!

-- Anonymous, December 10, 2001

Just be careful that the tree isn't squirrely. You might lose your nuts.

-- Anonymous, December 11, 2001