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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), December 09, 2001
PS- chocolate always works well, too. : )
-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), December 09, 2001.
I just printed that out and put in on my new computer armoire...LOL
snoozin' on my couch...
The Dog
-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), December 09, 2001.
flowers
-- Oxy (Oxsys@aol.com), December 09, 2001.
Geez, I thought all I had to do was keep my mouth shut and do what I was told. You mean I should have been doing this other stuff too?It's a wonder we've lasted this long.
-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), December 09, 2001.
How about chocolate flowers...The candy lady... : )
snoozin' in front of the Xmas tree...
The Dog
-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), December 09, 2001.