Last night the West Tier Upper died. Last night the Stretford End was reborn.

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

Answers

Oh. That's nice.

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

Eventful night, eh? Please convey our condolences to the family of the former and our hearty congratulations to young Stretford's dad.

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

Reborn as what, LR? Ferguson's love child or perhaps a redheaded singer in a piano bar or even an unwanted redheaded stepchild.

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

Ahhhhhhhhh...mockery :-)

We're shit when we're quiet and we're shit when we're rockin'.

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

Which end was the placenta?

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

Of course LR you know the old sayin' "when this vans a rockin' don't come a knockin'"

I'll get me coat

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

Do they sell jellied eels and stuff in the aforementioned stand?

Why do Man U fans think that they are the heart and soul of football?

Surely their club have sold their soul to the corporate dollar!

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2001