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Woke up this morning to find a 40 year old staring at me in the bathroom mirror. I looked at the old git for a while, and worked out I'd been around for 14,610 days, including leap years. I wondered how many of those days were wasted, never to be seen again. How many times I'd taken the wrong path, and how life coulda/shoulda/woulda been.

Then I though fuck it, still got hair, paunch not TOO big, could be worse, get away with 37 in low light. Bollox to birthdays! So I woke up the whole house at 6-15 and insisted on a party, and an excellent time was had by all 'til I left for work. As I walked out the door Abba was still going on about Dancing Queens and the kids were bopping about happy as pigs in shit, balloons everywhere and the floor covered in cake and biscuits.

Thirtysomethings? Pah! Bloody kids, the lotofem.....

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

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Ace Party

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

Happy Birthday Nick ? (:o!

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

Happy birthday!

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

But I did find mesel tucking me shirt into me underpants...

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

Happy Birthday Nick!

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001


Once you get to 29 you should stick. If you twist after that, there's a much greater risk you'll bust.

Happy 29th Nick. :-))

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001


Happy birthday, Nick. I said HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Do you want to go to the toilet? I SAID, DO YOU... ;-)) Next thing you know you'll be pushing in at the front of bus queues and complaining that in your day United won games in London...

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

All the best, should see someone about the hair it's not fair on younger guys (c;

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

well done Nick... you are officially middle aged!!!! Enjoy it mate! Have a great day!

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

Middle aged? Are you mad? Middle age starts when you're 50. Doesn't it?

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001


I thought it was closer to sixty isn't it Screacher?

Happy Birthday Nick, by the way whose hair is it you have on yer heed?

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001


Happy Birthday, Nick!

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

Thanks for that everyone. I'm off home now to show 'er indoors what a 40 year old can still do.....

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

It'll be the best 10 seconds of her life....

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

..... hey calm down Nick, you should be taking it just a little easier at your age!!

Happy Birthday and welcome to the Auld Gits Club. ;o{]

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001



All the best mate... a great way to start the day. I hope the party's still going....

You now qualify for the Team Pick competition over 40's bonus point

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001


Happy 40th bonny lad, seeing as shortly you will be the only one of the Callaghan clan on here I have been told to tell you, `Mek sure you are always wearing clean knickers when you post`!!nivver changes eh.

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

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