Seems odd to me that our Spanish fellow manages to keep such a low profile. Never gets a mention in the press. Never spouts his mouth off about not getting a game. Does he train with the first team? How does he act in training? How do players treat him? Does he even make the reserves? Did he get loaned out without me hearing about it?

These things I must know.

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

Answers

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-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

Probably injured

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

Haway man Nicky you have to give the lad another few months to settle in properly y'knaa. He's from overseas afterall and doesn't speak the lingo 'n all. Divven't rock the boat man

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

The reason Nick is so keen to find out what our Spanish friend is up to is that he still insists that he's the best defender at the club, but Newcastle have "done something" to make him rubbish.....

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

"Marthalino, he sleeps with the fishees" above the fishmongers on Chilli Road.

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

I keep seeing him driving around Forest Hall - on Station Road near Amicis.

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

..... perhaps he washes dishes!

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

Or he's lost and won't stop to ask for directions to SJP. ;-)

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001

So nobody really knows then.

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2001