q. What did the vibrator say to the banana? a. What are you shaking for? She's going to eat me.

I did warn you.

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001

Answers

Surely it was the banana speaking?

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001

No. It was a battery-operated banana and a chocolate vibrator.

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001

ERR Dougal.

Are we an expert on such matters?

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001

Dunno, but I did spot a 12" black rubber pepper mill in her handbag last time I saw her...at least, that's what you said it was Dougs?! ;-)

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001

Thanks for your discretion, Bobby. Now everybody knows... ;o)

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001

stick to an electic toothbrush ! easier to explain away ;-)

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001

Don't people ask you what the hell is an ELECTIC toothbrush then Kats? :))

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001

Ooops ;-)

It's just something I'd heard of obviously !!!

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001

Obviously a brush with the vote! Emancipation for dental hygene tools!

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001

....don't the bristles hurt?

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001

With a 'tache like yours, I'd have thought you'd know by now.

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001

BTW - that was directed at Clarky, not Dougal or Kats

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001

Must have pleasure her r's off.

It's the dirty mac with the extra deep pockets...

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001

No, Clarky, they add an unorthodox frisson to the proceedings :o). Apparently.

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001

You can also buy heads with a variety of bristle textures ...apparantly !

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001

Try this for size if you haven't already

http://www.tvgohome.com/2610-2001.html

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001

..... very interesting: apparently!

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001