Stolen without a twinge of conscience from lucanne.

Another sign of menopause .......

Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter.

Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him.

-- Anonymous, December 03, 2001

Answers

Some of the scariest words a cop can hear:

"I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun."

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001

Bought that shirt for the Hungarian a few years ago. Luckily, she doesn't have a gun. Luckily is right.

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001