Knowing that you share the same love of chocolate I do, I wanted to share this important info I received in an email with you:

All About Chocolate.....

Chocolate is a Vegetable: Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.

Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?

REMEMBER: "Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts" so overcome that stress with chocolate.

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), December 03, 2001

Answers

Thank you, Pammy!

This has nothing to do with chocolate, but I need to know quickly -- will jello leftover from Thanksgiving kill someone who ate it today?

-- helen (enquiring@tummies.need.to.know), December 05, 2001.

as long as it is only jello, nothing else added (like fruit) you should be OK...

watchin' the boy eat...

The Dog

-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), December 05, 2001.