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I miss him.
-- Larry! (email@example.com), December 02, 2001
I sure wish Derek Jeter would die soon.
I'd like him to teach me how to hit the ball without always getting called out for my pop flies.
-- Son of God (firstname.lastname@example.org), December 02, 2001.
Why would Derek Jeter be able to teach you how to hit?
Is he a ballplayer?
-- Larry! (email@example.com), December 02, 2001.
So, Larry, did you watch SNL this week? Cause your boy Derek was the host! I think he was sending you subliminal messages of love during point/counterpoint. Point was "Derek Jeter sucks." Counterpoint was "No, I don't." But I could have sworn he actually said, "No I don't (except for Larry the Shitclown)."
-- Slickery (firstname.lastname@example.org), December 03, 2001.
He was pretty nasty looking in drag on SNL.
-- JulieK (email@example.com), December 03, 2001.
Wait. You mean to tell me that Derek Jeter, my precious love from 1984, is now a ball guy? And he was on television? And I missed this? Oh woe, thou name is Larry Hawell, indeed.
-- Larry! (firstname.lastname@example.org), December 03, 2001.
He's also taken his tugboat into Mariah Carey's tuna town, Mr. Shitclown, Sir.
-- Mariah Fan Club President (Ilovemariah@ejshea.com), December 10, 2001.
saw Derek Jeter at the International Mall in Tampa last night with quite a large woman at his side...........
-- Susanne (email@example.com), December 29, 2001.