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Scientists discover the world's longest duck penis
and it has a corkscrew shape with a brush on the end!
-- (firstname.lastname@example.org), December 02, 2001
Did Photoshop Rulz get a job with ABC News?
-- (email@example.com), December 02, 2001.
So al's breeding program finally paid off!
-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), December 02, 2001.
"Dr McCracken and colleagues speculate that the giant penis may be an example of 'runaway' sexual selection, where female preference drives male anatomy to ever-greater extremes, as in the peacock's tail."
Well, there you have it. ;)
-- Pammy (firstname.lastname@example.org), December 02, 2001.
A sad young man named Wilfred,
born with a corkscrew dickhead
He searched far and wide
for a woman to ride
but Jane had a left-handed thread
-- (email@example.com), December 03, 2001.