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Scientists discover the world's longest duck penis

and it has a corkscrew shape with a brush on the end!

-- (, December 02, 2001


Did Photoshop Rulz get a job with ABC News?

-- (, December 02, 2001.

So al's breeding program finally paid off!

-- Jack Booted Thug (, December 02, 2001.

"Dr McCracken and colleagues speculate that the giant penis may be an example of 'runaway' sexual selection, where female preference drives male anatomy to ever-greater extremes, as in the peacock's tail."

Well, there you have it. ;)

-- Pammy (, December 02, 2001.

A sad young man named Wilfred,

born with a corkscrew dickhead

He searched far and wide

for a woman to ride

but Jane had a left-handed thread

-- (, December 03, 2001.

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