Just caught sight of Warren Barton missing a pen and Beardo scoring 2 on SMTV Live. It then went onto a taped tribute to Ant and Dec from Shearer, Lee, Barton, Speed and Bobby (the blue chips). Actually very funny with Shearer telling them that they were rubbish singers, inept presenters, useless as footballers and that Kat made the show as far as he is concerned.

Amazing what you can find if you have to switch over from Football Italia to avoid having to look at David Trzeuget's disgusting, bum-fluff goatee. Jesus, why doesn't he just spend his day in an overpriced book and coffe shop studiously pretending to read Penguin classics? Barf.

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2001

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Macbeth beat you to it, by about 10 seconds :)

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2001

I go out of my way to bring attention to facial hair crimes. Much better to be late but with your prejudices intact.

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2001

Aha, now I see who needs to get out more. It pays to read the threads. And thank you for the facial hair update, Softie. As another dodgy-facial-hair hater, I appreciate your efforts. ;-))

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2001