...to take one TV show, actor or personality off the air. For good.

Who gets the axe?

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

Answers

David E. Kelley.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

Ted Danson as Becker...blech.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

The Man Show. Celebrating mediocrity in humor is not celebrating manhood.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

Kirstie Alley. I don't care that all she's doing these days is shilling overpriced, poor quality crap for Pier One. That crazy Scientologist needs to go.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Although, I'm delighted to say it seems as someone else with power is slowly doing this for me. I see her less and less.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

"Frasier."

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

Inside Schwartz.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

Ally fucking McBeal.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

Anything with "Who Wants To ...?" in its title.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

(This won't win me too many friends here, but ...) Temptation Island.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

You are dead to me now, Mike.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

Maybe you'll get a housewarming gift and maybe you won't.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

Hey, that's tempting, but...

Oh, wait, it isn't. You're not into things that are tempting.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

No, I really am. I'm just not into islands.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

I was wondering just last night why it is that I still find Howard Stern funny, yet cringe every time I see commercials for the Man Show. Goodbye Adam and Jimmy. Good luck finding women who will put up with your shit for more than three years if those are your true personas.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

How much do I love seeing Mike - my EX-Football Boyfriend - and Omar - my "Who Loves AB More?" Nemesis - having their own mini-smackdown?

Gobs.

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2001

anything with Kathy Lee Gifford. Also the crap they show on MTV. They can stick a fork in MTV. It's done.

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2001

Iron Chef USA.

It's wrong.

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2001

My ex-wife, Joy Behar.

Doesn't she see the hate in every yenta's eye each time she opens her yap?

-- Anonymous, December 02, 2001