Lolo speaks - dan's predictive text

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On Tuesday you came over Ipswich in the cup - how passed this?

It came well in the first part, we made 4 buts in this and are not troubled to play in the 2e

Speak of your but

Solano is played a balloon well and I make a stroke with the strapping man of Ipswich and dismiss it l'excellently behind the legs of the protector. It is a fantastic but, I smell myself well and I pleased myself.

And otherwise the buts?

Shearer had two and Ameobi one.

Shearer makes his 100e but with Newcastle. Speak you to him of this?

100e but? (laughs) I do not know. Who donates a throw?

Distin makes a good play on terrain?

It's true, Sylvain is best in rear of terrain, he makes many strapping l'intervention. He should game instead of the Dabizas or O'Brien now for next, but it's the life - the Robson makes choice, not pas me. But he should play.
And now in quarter-last from cup?

Yes, this is good, I like very much FA trophy, truly it is reknowned.

But this is the Cup Worthington, not pas FA Cup.

It's true? This is ill!

And now in preparation for Saturday?

On Saturday I rest, not making runs or tiring.

But on Saturday you make in London against Charlton?

Exactly! Now I must outgo. So, stationwagon, hello.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

Answers

Awfy parody.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

Excellent!

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

LOL!

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

And here's what he really said (not). Mardi vous êtes venus Ipswich dans la tasse - comment passé ceci?

Elle est bien venue dans la première partie, nous avons fait 4 buts en cela et ne sommes pas préoccupés de jouer dans le è

Parlez du votre mais

Solano est joué un puits de ballon et je fais une rappe avec l'homme de cerclage d'Ipswich et l'écarte l'excellently derrière les jambes du protecteur. Il est un fantastique mais, je me sens bon et je me suis satisfait.

Et autrement les buts?

La haveuse a eu deux et Ameobi un.

La haveuse fait son 100e mais avec Newcastle. Parlez-vous lui de ceci?

100e mais? (rires) je ne sais pas. Qui donne un jet?

Distin fait un bon jeu sur le terrain?

Il est vrai, Sylvain est le meilleur à l'arrière du terrain, il fait beaucoup qui attachent le l'intervention. Lui si jeu au lieu du Dabizas ou de l'O'Brien maintenant pour ensuite, mais c'est la vie - le choix de marques de Robson, pas pas je. Mais il devrait jouer. Et maintenant dans quart-dernier de la tasse?

Oui, c'est bon, j'aiment vraiment le fa trophy, vraiment il est reknowned.

Mais c'est la tasse Worthington, pas tasse des pas fa.

C'est vrai? C'est malade!

Et maintenant en vue de samedi?

Sur le repos de samedi I, ne faisant pas des passages ou fatiguer.

Mais le samedi vous faites à Londres contre Charlton?

Exactement! Maintenant je dois outgo. Ainsi, stationwagon, bonjour.

Which nicely translates back to:

Did Tuesday you come Ipswich in the cup - how last this?

It came well in the first part, we made 4 goals in that and let us not be worried to play in 2nd

Speak about your but

Solano is played a well of balloon and I make a rappe with the man of hooping of Ipswich and draws aside it the excellently behind the legs of the guard. It is fantastic but, I smell myself good and I was satisfied.

And differently goals?

The coal cutter had two and Ameobi one.

The coal cutter makes its 100e but with Newcastle. Do you speak him about this?

100e but? (laughter) I do not know. Who gives a jet?

Does Distin make a good play on the ground?

It is true, Sylvain is the best with the back of the ground, it does much which attach the intervention. He if play instead of Dabizas or of O' Brien maintaining for then, but it is the life - the choice of marks of Robson, not not I. But it should play. And maintaining in the quarter-last of the cup?

Yes, it is good, I like really F trophy, really it is reknowned.

But it is the Worthington cup, not cup of the steps F.

It is true? It is sick!

And maintaining for Saturday?

On the rest of Saturday I, not making passages or to tire.

But do saturdays you make in London against Charlton?

Exactly! Now I owe outgo. Thus, stationwagon, hello.

Merde!

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001


BTW - c'est stuff fantastique M. Le Dan. Tres tres joli.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001


Tres bon M Dan, j'aime beaucoup!

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

Can't wait to see which bit gets quoted in the Ronnie.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

It has to be "I make a stroke with the strapping man of Ipswich and dismiss it l'excellently behind the legs of the protector. It is a fantastic but, I smell myself well and I pleased myself."

It's no wonder he looks lethargic from time to time

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001


Great stuff, Dan!

Perhaps Sting can coach Lolo on the tantric thing to help him last out the 90min. ;-)

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001


This will probably end up in "Oi Ref".

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001


Do you think "Who donates a throw" actually means "Who gives a toss"?

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

There he goes again with the stationwagon! Didn't he build that a few weeks ago when he was on a break in France?

He must be having trouble with it

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001


Our share club at work has shares in SDL who do this traanlation type of software. If it could consistently do what you've done here my son it'd be worth a mint.

Nice one

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001


Paul - bless you, that was the joke.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

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