Footballunlimited is putting together an online songbook. Some are rather dull, but I thought these from WHam were amusing. No Toon tunes yet. Perhaps Sting could submit his Kieron Dyer song? ;-) --------------------
Tune: Verdi's Rigoletto, to be sung at Liverpool fans)
We've got Di Canio
You've got our stereo

(Tune: Let's All Do The Conga)
Let's all do a Barthez
Let's all do a Barthez
La-la La La (oi)
La-la La La
(To be accompanied by frantic waving, a la the gallant Frenchman as Paolo di Canio shot past him to knock United out of last season's FA Cup)

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2001

Answers

I remember a song that a bloke near me started singing at the Liverpool game at SJP this season. We were 2-0 down at this point, and the Scousers were singing their John Arne Riise song, so this bloke stood up by himself and started singing. Sadly, nobody joined in:

To the tune of (I think it is) DJ Otzi Hey Baby:

"Heyyyyy, Heyyyyy Scouser!! OOOH! AAAH!! I wanna know - oohhh-ohhh Where my telly's gone!"

That was the one thing that made me smile that day :)

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2001

LOL.

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2001

Which brings us back to the need for a singing section. I'd bet there's plenty who'd have joined that guy, but they're scattered around SJP.

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2001

A cracker (well, it made more folks laugh than sing) on Saturday against Derby. There's a big fat bloke near me who is usually quite "vocal". Anyway, up he gets and starts "We hate Sunlun an' we hate Sunlun (ad nauseam)". After a while, it was pretty obvious nee bugga was going to join him, so he changed to "I hate Sunlun an' I hate Sunlun". Improvisation.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

You are a scouser, an ugly scouser you're only happy on Giro day yer mam's out stealing yer dad's out dealing please don't take, my hubcaps away

Tune: Verdi's Rigoletto..any time U see Phil Thompson on the touchline

Sit down pinochio sit down pinochio sit down pinochio etc.

The snooker tune:

follow follow follow 'cos United are going to Glasgow there'll be thousands of reds and we'll be pissed out R heads 'cos united are going to Glasgow

follow follow follow 'cos United are going to Glasgow there'll be thousands of reds with no tickets or beds 'cos united are going to Glasgow

verse 2 of IYLS:

In yer Liverpool slums.....in yer Liverpool slums yer mam's on the game and yer dad's in the nick U can't get a job 'cos yer too fuckin' thick in yer Liverpool slums!

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

"You are a scouser, an ugly scouser you're only happy on Giro day yer mam's out stealing yer dad's out dealing please don't take, my hubcaps away "

That one is quality my friend :)

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

Well I sent it in ... but I reckon its a bit close to the knuckle to be published - lets see ;-) To the tune of Cushie Butterfield He's a young lad , He's a Skinny Lad , But he likes his beer . Kieron Dyer's in a porno flick , So we know he's not queer .

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2001

When you're not at home, Scousers nick ya telly........adnauseum

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2001

Last season's "Peter Reid's got the foot and mouth disease" was wonderfully topical as was the song at Ipwsich, "We've all got foot and mouth ...shall we burn you just in case?"

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2001