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Sorry, I couldn't resist! ;)
A devout couple felt it important to own an equally devout pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked.
When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home--devoutly.
That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new pet and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.
Well, they said, "let's try this out." Once more they called the dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
-- Pammy (email@example.com), November 27, 2001
Would that be a holy terrier? Or a Blue Heeler?
Scratchin' an itch...
-- The Dog (firstname.lastname@example.org), November 27, 2001.
Which reminds me....I wonder how Benny Hinn is doing....
-- Uncle Deedah (unkeeD@yahoo.com), November 28, 2001.
lol Dog! Perhaps a German Shepherd? (although I'm thinking along the lines of a Cockapoo) heehee
Unk, you are bad! ;)
-- Pammy (email@example.com), November 28, 2001.