NO MORE COCKROACHES!!!

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2001

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Shhhh -kjeep it down I'm quite drunk. Just got back from the toyota cup where there were no cokroaches but there were quite a few irate Germans - especially at 5-1 to the Ingerlish, 5-1 to the Ingerlish (to the tune of go west).

It's really amazing how many people two blokes can upset.....

Glad to hear there are no more cockroaches (for the next 5 months) Swifty!

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2001

Cockroaches gents? Any miracle 'cures' for the b@$t@rd$?

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2001

There are three methods ... 1. Get Rentokil in . 2 . Buy the traps they walk in and out of , also buy the selotape with the pills on them that look like ( and they think are ) cockroach ecstasy .. they stick fast but die happy , then spray the all skirting boards and holes with THAT spray from the shop that kills the on contact . Hey Presto very few roaches ! 3 . One can of Sure deoderant , one disposable lighter and act like terminator - this is the real deal , definite satisfaction . I hate the little buggers . Nick Raphael and his missus stayed at wors for a while ( live next to the beach in Sydney which is notorious for them ) .. she left a glass of orange on the bedside table , went to take a drink in the middle of the night and guess what was in the glass ... :-0

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2001

Bud, you could move back to England......

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2001

I found (and drank) one in a bottle of Tiger (Singapore beer) recently :-(

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2001

Sting, Nicks teeth?

Do I win?

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2001

eeugh

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2001