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The top two reasons why OG needs a Bat Boy T-shirt:

(1) Another way of telling the world she's not Martha Stewart, like when her regular T is in the wash.

The second is that we both have respect for the U.S. military, and Bat Boy may soon become our number 1 military hero. This will take a little explaining.

As I believe I explained in another post, Bat Boy, escaped and on the loose, was finally discovered, chewing on the cover of a periodical. That periodical was an issue of the Weekly World News, and he was chewing on it because the front page had a picture of bin Laden. Bat Boy was furiously mumbling "bad man, bad man."

The military, realizing that the combination of that fine attitude, plus the ability to creep around dark caves and sink his long fangs into someone he doesn't like, made him an excellent choice to go after bin Laden, and that's what they're training him for.

The Weekly World News has been admirably modest about its role in these developments. They mentioned their role, but haven't gone on and on about it.

But they realize that a huge story may be in the offing. My latest issue (Nov. 27) has the following: ACE REPORTER TOMASO FOCATA IS ON THE CASE! Weekly World News correspondent Tomaso Focata has joined (6 other names are listed) and a crack team of 24 other reporters and photographers to keep you abreast of Bat Boy's stint in the U.S. Marines.

As I said, absolutely huge story in the offing.

-- Anonymous, November 26, 2001

Answers

Isn't Burt Ward a little old for this now?

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2001

Burt Ward was Robin. Not Bat Boy.

Different feather, altogether.

refrain

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2001


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