How's bout some dumb stuff?

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

"M R DUX."

"M R Not"!

O S M R. C M Wings"?

L I B. M R Dux"!

"Tail end a nuthin whittled down to a point"!

Told ya'll these were dumb! Old hoot. Matt.24:44

-- hoot gibson (hoot@pcinetwork.com), November 23, 2001

Answers

Here's one for you!

The skunk sat on a stump. The skunk thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Try that one three times, fast or not!

-- Christine in OK (cljford@aol.com), November 24, 2001.

The whole thing about ducks is a conversation between 2 hunters. I think the first place I saw it was on a coffee mug! People talk like that around here! O S A R means Oh yes they are. My hubby had to interpret for me to understand some of his family.

-- Jo (mamamia2kids@msn.com), November 24, 2001.

Oh, now I get it!! I have to show the grandkids this.

-- Jean in No. WI (jat@ncis.net), November 24, 2001.

We always heard it like this:

M R pigs.

M R not pigs.

O S M R pigs.

O I C M R pigs.

And one my mom used to say: O I C U R M T and then she would fill up my glass.

We used to try a lot of different letters to see what other sayings we could come up with.

We also like the one about the skunk and the stump. We found a magazine picture of a skunk sitting on a stump--we just had to cut it out a save it!

And how's this for a twist on the woodchuck twister:

If a canner can can cans, how many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?

-- Cathy N. (keeper8@attcanada.ca), November 25, 2001.