Well, I wrote this poem for English class a few days ago, and I'd like to share it with you all. Enjoy!

As I advanced the stair,

Evil voices called “BEWARE!”

“Have I courage nuff to dare?”

Shouted I,

‘twas a lie.

Silence echoed my response.

The haughty racket of silence, and nothing more.

“Now ye must commence” I muttered,

“Thou hast not good intents” they uttered,

Neverless, shrouding shadow I puttered,

Puttered toward the chain-linked door.

“Among the multitude of ages,

Yon sword sealed within by sages,

‘twere wise, protective mages,

From whose magic it was forged.”

Thus wrote the placard upon the door.

Reading this I merely shrugged, and pried open thine door.

Said I: “ ’tis but a legend, a forgotten tale of yore.

Only this, and nothing more.”

As I hastened, stomach turning,

Whilst my precious cull was yearning,

Yearning to drink from power.

Power from yon master sword.

Luck herself had wandered aft,

As I fingered guilded shaft.

Blade and hand begun to graft,

And power, horrible power rose inside me like none before.

A quick tug against the hilt,

And ancient steel began its tilt.

Then light, blue light emerged from nil,

And I unsheathed yon master sword.

As I stood there, quite unyielding

To the power I was wielding,

My screams echoed through the ceiling,

Reverberating to the floor.

-Then silence, deadly silence.

Nothing more…

I speak to thou as a spirit wandering,

Many nights I’ve spent pondering,

Pondering the intricacies of yon sword.

My mortal shell is wrecked with haunting,

As holy sword returns undaunting,

Returns to it's pedestal to spend forevermore.

The sleep of it shall be eternal,

Curse then, my thoughts infernal!

Thou shalt be tempted and FRAUGHT!!!

Fraught with yon master sword!

Sleeping forevermore…

-- Davey Rootbeer (Squal3lyfe@@yahoo.com), November 23, 2001

Answers

sweet davey

-- Rensokuken of hell (squal4lyfe@yahoo.com), November 24, 2001.

Nice!

-- Deathscythe (deathscythe_2@hotmail.com), November 26, 2001.

Why, Thank you!!

-- Davey Rootbeer (Squal3lyfe@@yahoo.com), November 26, 2001.

I like it. It pretty cool. I'll try and write something sometime. Is it alright if I rewrite a song? Why do you go to ATFF? Swing by the Anarchy Forum. We like frequent posting.

-- Tator (you@cant.resist), November 26, 2001.

8niffle sniffle8 u goto love it

-- Rensokuken of hell (squal4lyfe@yahoo.com), November 26, 2001.

YES! Write a song. ALL fanfics are welcome....(well, the ones that have something to do with Legend of Zelda, anyways...)And thanky for the Invite. MMMM....POLITICS......

-- Davey Rootbeer (Squal3lyfe@@yahoo.com), November 26, 2001.

We have alot of dumbasses coming there. But seeing as how we dont have a Moderater what can we do? Just put 'em in their place thats what! hehehe! And I meant REwrite a song. I aint got time for nothing original right now.

-- Tator (you@cant.resist), November 27, 2001.

I'll rewrite Eminem's Stan about Link and

his The Real Slim Shadey about Princess Zelda! I will try some Korn too, maybe. And ICP. Nervana! Remember them! Any suggestions?

-- Tator (you@cant.resist), November 27, 2001.

Emenim isnt right for the Princess. Ummm... How about, hmmm, I dont know... I'll think of something.

-- Tator (you@cant.resist), November 27, 2001.

yah, dat is a reel god fanfick. i likes it.

-- dorf (kokomo67@aol.com), January 15, 2002.

I really like ur pome. i think it's pretty cool. i think u must be pretty creative & smart 2 think of that. i g2g. bye bye! =)

-- whitney williams (terrys@hotmail.com), May 15, 2002.

This is probably the most terrific poem about the Legend of Zelda series I have ever read. Keep up the terrific work.

-- Rain O'Truit (Cxtdybear35@aol.com), April 02, 2003.

Thank you. For that wonderful poem, and for the inspiration of my next fanfic. If you want to see my furst one by the way, go to nintendoland.com and go to the Zelda section.

-- Johnny Knoxville (RedDragon2039@yahoo.com), April 23, 2003.

Wow, thanks... *scratches head*

I completely forgot i posted this stuff here, actually ^_^

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), April 29, 2003.

Nice but the best zelda poem (itsnot really a poem but a song) is from System of a Down. In the beginning it sounds like theyre trying to make fun of zelda but the lyrics are wellthougt of and you hear that they actually played zelda

-- crapper (foo@bar.com), May 28, 2003.

cool poem davey bet you got a good grade for it!

-- molly (patamon82@hotmail.com), May 29, 2003.

me likey poem, but y u try rip off Edgar Allen Poe? ...u really turn it in to teacher...?

-- Quiet One (little_chickadee7377@yahoo.com), September 22, 2003.

ohh!!! i love this!! best Zelda Poem ever! and ya.... i still think its great that you could actually get all the words to fit like that in the Edgar Allen Poe format!!! *is amazed!* you must be a realy good writer! *applauds*

-- JennyTheObsessivePhyco (Forgottenlove760@yahoo.com), September 22, 2003.

YO everybody, hello. Man fella, this is tight! I make raps off of games like legend of zelda, but the problem is they all stink. Any advice for me? (ya can tell i'm from the south)

-- Felix anderson (sushi2big@netscape.net), February 13, 2004.