They're on ItV tonight 11:30. Or digital channel 103 or something like that.

-- Anonymous, November 22, 2001

Answers

a bunch of old buggers you wouldn't even listen to in the pub,bo%$&% $cks

-- Anonymous, November 22, 2001

That was a quick response!

Yea I know that really, I'm just addicted to it.

-- Anonymous, November 22, 2001

You, me and Dougal both Jim: some great banter. There was a Toon fan on the radio earlier who gave them all a proper caning over the players' strike, would have shaken his hand if I had any idea what he looks like.

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2001

were you drinking a weak lemon drink whilst being sat radioside John?

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2001

Only when indulging in my real hobbies and it happens to be on in the background ;-)

I wait with baited breath for the usual suggestions as to what my real hobbies are from all the usual suspects...

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2001

Who came up with the title '3 Legends'?

Surely the programme should be called '3 blokes who once played for mediocre sides in the North East, never winning anything, but gaining a modicum of fame on a local level through being a) alcoholic b) the wearer of the worst mullet hairstyle since Patrick Swayzee in Dirty Dancing or c) making up the numbers because the occasional listener tunes in from Teeside'.

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2001

Precisely tha same thought had occurred to me Jinky - a very presumptious title, to say the least.

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2001

Can you help a Johnnie Foreigner join this debate? Who are the three legends?

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2001

Lord Patrick of Swayze did not have a mullet. It was hair from beyond the wit of man.

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2001

BTW, I hear that the legendary Bernie Slaven is standing for mayor in Boro....

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2001

Hmm - I'm tempted to say I'd show my @rse in Fenwicks window if he gets elected. But being in Smogside, there's every chance he will be so I won't.

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2001

I watched the one on ITV last night, but it was a bit boring, discussing the usual like whether Phillips and Dyer should be in the England squad and erm, that's all I can remember from it.

SuperMac has the most monotonous voice and Eric Gates looks like he's fresh out of a cardboard box behind a shop in the Haymarket (although the accent doesn't match)

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2001