Did anyone see it last night?In particular the OI ref coloumn.

Well ,that missive that has been going around comparing football teams to countries was in.But the sad twat Richard Ord who writes(plagarises) this effort changed the Newcastle and Sunderland ones around! The origional piece was half way decent towards Sunderland and quite scathing towards Newcastle.By the time itt reached the ronnie gill it had been switched??

Hmm ,what a tosser.

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2001

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Kev, you should know better: there are hundreds of these things going around. A joke about Beckham becomes a joke about Shearer. A joke about Scousers becomes a joke about Glaswegians. All to such an extent that no one knows quite what form they started in.

Besides which, as I said yesterday, you were wallowing in being downtrodden last week.

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2001

"The origional piece was half way decent towards Sunderland and quite scathing towards Newcastle.By the time itt reached the ronnie gill it had been switched"

You see, the editors do notice mistakes in copy - obviously it was corrected for the reading public :-)

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2001

Dougal,I am as downtrodding this week as much as I was last week.

I am not happy unless I am miserable.

I consider myself to be a realist.

I do not complain loads when we lose and I do not get carried away when we win(except against you.)

I am always only a blink of an eye away from despair,but hey thats just me!

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2001

SMB?

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2001

SMB? Sad ? Only on a personal level. Mackem? Only in the eyes of morons.Tyneside born ,bred and resident. Bastard? No i am 32 years old.That is an age whereby people do know who their fathers are.Now if i was 12-20 years old you may have a point.

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2001

kev did you ever check yer email??

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2001

I did but i found nowt!!!

why should i be expecting a nasty surprise?

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2001

Nahhhhh mate, just inquring as to when I can pour a drink ower ya heed in person like?? Nasty surprises not my bag, wor lass gets one every time she wakes up and sees my mug looking at her.

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2001

Oooh violence eh?

As i have said it is money dependant.It may be july.

I hope you have long arms .

I am 6ft 4 so you may struggle to reach!!

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2001

6'4 canny size that mind, maybe I'll just pour in yer shoes instead then. What did yer ma and pa make you sleep in a bag of fertilizer or what?

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2001

>>wor lass gets one every time she wakes<<

Fnaaarrrr. Fnaaaarrr.

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2001

Steady on there finbar. I meant nasty surprises not living nightmares.

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2001

In that case Soops, why isn't your moniker Mickey Mighty Quinn?

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2001