As any good Irish catholic lad or lass could tell you, orange is the color of the Belfast devils. Here in heaven, we favor Kelly green. A fair bit of blue and white scattered around, too.

Sure, the Gates of Heaven are orange, but that was the only color of Rustoleum left on the shelf the last time St. Peter stopped at WalMart. It was a mistake. People arrive at the gates, see the flaming orange and break down sobbing for fear they went to hell. Crying shame. Never should have sent St. Peter off unsupervised.

-- St. Patrick (St_Patrick@sainthood.net), November 20, 2001