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I should point out that this board doesn't have any deletion restrictions in the respect that IL* do, and so therefore I propose that you post something nasty about an ILE or ILM poster you dislike in this thread. Do it anonymously if you like and you don't even have to worry about DG checking your IP and snickering at you like the giant mole-creature he obviously is. Cheers!

-- Anonymous, November 20, 2001

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ned raggett smells like ass

-- Anonymous, November 20, 2001

STERLING CLOVER thinks he is a COOL OPINIONATED OPENMINDED HIPSTER but in FACT he's EXTREMLY TEDIOUS + DULL as well as being PRETENSIOUS + OBNOXIOUS WHICH ALL = THE WORST KIND OF GEEK!!!! AND he is NEVER funny AND he has teh dumbest name on ILE!!!! GO WANK TO A CHUCK EDDY POSTER AND SUCK TOMS BALLS WHILE YOUR AT IT STERLING!!!! AND THEN MAYBE YOU AND YOUR LITTLE SIDEKICK JIMMY THE DOGBOY SHOULD FUCK EACHOTHER IN THE FACE

-- Anonymous, November 20, 2001

let's face it, dave q just puts on the contrarian act, to cover up the fact that he is a lonely and unhappy chap with deep and probably pathological issues with women.

-- Anonymous, November 20, 2001

I dont like Jess very much

-- Anonymous, November 20, 2001

Thee likelyhood of the "real" tom ewing having written thee above questio IMO is somewhere between slim & xero. IMO posting to a bulletin board started by a DOOMPATROL IMPERSONATOR is silly. Not that it's going to stop me, ov korse. Oh, I don't dislike any ILM/E poster (I=tepid water)

PH34R M3 L@|\/|3RZ!!!!!! J00 SuX0R!!!!!

-- Anonymous, November 20, 2001



question: what sort 0f doozd buy realdoll!?!?!?!?!?!?!? LOLOLOLLOLOLOOOLOL.... REALDOLL CUSTOMERS INC7UDE FUTURSITS ,ArT1STS, ART COLLECTORS, FILM-MAKaRS, SDEINTISTYS, HEALTh PORFFESSI0NALD, hOSE\\\\////\\\\////IVS -- YPOU NAME IT... we provdie rea7d0l;ls to single me, coup7Ez seekuing to enhance their seX0r l1ves,, hipsters looking for ex0tci decorative ar,t adu7t retAilers who want thE ultim8 ddips7ay mAnnEQuin, ro anY0ne who desirEs to POssesz teh wrolds most realiistic llpve dol (fr0 Wh8var r3azsoN)!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ QUESITON: CAN I H4FVE A CAT4LOG ANF/0R MROE INFROMATIoN MAILED TO ME?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!? WE DONM"t OfFER A PRINT CAATLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~ all public infromation ab0ut realdoll is avsail4ble exclusivwly on this web iste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~ quesdtion: when wuill u of3r a msle realdol7?????????????????? a male raeldol7 sIi devel;opment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ WHEN ITs ReADY TO B3 SOLD, WELL IMMEDIAT3LY MAKE INFROMATION AVAILABLe ON THIS SITE.. pleez dnt 4sk us fore arly notification of the mmAle realdoll!!!!!!!~~~ quest1on: wshE|\| wilL u ofefr a she-male re4ld0ll!?!?!?!?!?? HACK Y0UUUUUU ebcauz Yo USUCK wE ar s3iegn some interest in a 'she-male" Realdol7, but we"r3 still tryi|\|g to deterimnj3 if such a doll shoul dbe equippee with mjal3 4nd hot chiX0rt seX0r rogans,, u suX0r!!!!!!!!!!1~~~ ololoololololololo let us know what you think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~~ qudsTion: whAt si thhe prixe fro a reald0ll!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? reld0lLS are $52$9 YOOU USCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ 00, which 1ncludes all threee enrtreIs. lolololololol... body # modelds area n additioonal $500, OO due to dadiT1Onal m8riaLs!!!!!1~~ LOLOLOLOLOOLOL shippinG s $450 wiothin tyhe contiNental united st8z,,, additional efes may apply IN some cases!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~ uu rL4me!!!!!!!!!1~ ololoollolololololo!!!!!!!11~~~ COMOP7ETE IMFRM4T1ON ABOUT ORDAING CAN BE FOUND ON ORU ORDEZR PSAGE question: i re4d somewhere that u fofreed alesz expensubv3 l8X0r doll,, WHERE CAN I BUy TI???????????????? 0ur l8X0r dolls have beren dsc0ntinou3d th3y were extrmeely dIfficult to fabric8 and not n3arly 4s popular a sour silicone dolls LOLLOLOLOLOLO~~ 2wew ill not reaume fabricatiNG l8XOr dolls. iown j00!!!!!!!!!!!!! OLLOOOLOLOOLLOLO!!!!!11 oloo~~ QUESRT1O: WHY DO yPOU cHARGE SOM UCH FOR ReALD0LL????????? ololololollololo!!!!!!!!!!!!111~ COME 2 mY FTP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~ REALDOL LWOULD PROBABLY BE CHEAP T TWIcE TEH PRIC3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~ trealdoll favbric4tion si lavro-intensive and the material cots si high!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~ lolollol we"ve go|\|we to grate lengths to make realdoll affordazb7e whilE keeping hte high qualiTy, rewal1stic loiok-and-feel, anD lifeliek flexibility oUr customars demanfd of the wrOlds finest love doll... QUESTI0N: DO U OFDFAR A PSAYMENT PLAN??????? lollol no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~ quEstin: wh3re else c4n 1 byur ealdoll??????? OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO... REALdIOLL IS N0T SOLD IN STROES ANd IS 4VAILABLE 3XLCUSIVELY FORM THIS WBSTIE~~~~~~ quesTioj: hosw ar raeldollz shoipped!?!???!?!?!?!?!? reald0lls rs hipepd by stAndard fri3ght in 4 plain and secur3 shipp1ng cr8 wwh1ch doubles as a storage loXOr!!!!!!!!11~~~~ teh cr* has a rAmpr-pr00f latch wirth a coMbiunatuon l0X0R THE CRATE IS APPORXIMALEY 5"X2'X2" AND WIEGHSA B0UT 10 LBS WHEN LADED~~ injsde thE padded crate, the dolli s strapp3d itno a padded seaty,, QUESTION: CAN I CUSTOMIZE TEH LO0K OF MY DOLL???????? 1 ownj oo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~ !!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~~ can u sculpt a custo head or likeness from a photo?????????????????? re4ldoll si 4 cutom fabvricated doll ypoiu ca|\| SeleCt form a wide vare1tyu 0f coolrz aNd options on our roderz page!!!!!!11~~~ I OIWN J)0... there r certain cOlros and features \/\/e don't immedi8ly offar, and W ecan Sometinm3z handle unusual color rEquests, but we dno't usually design and sculpt h3ads for Single rodrs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~ OLOLOOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~ suhc requ3sts are, howevar, possible, f0r additional cost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~~ I will AHCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~ becuZ ur lamw!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~~ contact uz igf this is a serious intarest... DOPN RIPE ME OIFF quest10n: i an't reall ypciture what i w4nt from t3h colr0 selections!!!!!!!!!1 come 2 ym ftp can io supply a ohotograph, 1nstead Of dEta1l1ng 4lL of her cOlors and opti0ns, etc~ !?!??!?!? yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~ YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ cuz you asre la/\/\e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~ we Can a;proximate cloring and ahir strylEz fromn ph0tos!!!!!!!11 question: doeS teh silicxone flesh have a foul oodr!?!?!?!?!???!???!? THERI IS A RATIO DONT RIPE ME OFF~~~ no LOOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ realdolls slcionE flesh is Vary nearlY odorless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 you can det3ct a vary mild odRo: a pleaSant and fruit-like fragrea|\|ce!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~ 1 wn jjoo because I wlil ACK/ qu3stt1on: do3steh silicone flesh have a foul flav0r!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~ REALDOLLL"Z FLESH HAS NO NOTIC3ABLE FLAVOOR. quEstiOn: what if i don"t fIt with reladolls sXe0r paRtz??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????? lololol!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~~ olollololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~ REALDOLL"Z VSGNAL 4DN A|\|4L CAVITeIS ARE MADE SNuG T0 ADCCOMMODATE ANY INSETION teh silicon3 flesh 1s dpft slippary adn very elastic~~~~ any petroleum ro w4ter-based liuBrivcantz can be 4pPleid to 3asse entry readoill's oral cvaity containms s0ft silic0n3 tongue And teeth U R LAME~~ tehh oral cavity si as snug as teh doll'z otehr enrtreiz. A LL OF REALDOL7S CAV1TEIS ALLOWDE3P INSARTIONS, question: tell /\/\e mRoe 4bout The dol'sl entreis teh vaginal an danal e|\|reiz use a diffraent gr4de of si7icone than tH eres tof rrealddoll"s body,,, tehse ras r extr3mEly soft and feel very lif3-lIek.. r ealdolls vAgiNal lips can be sttetche d apart vaqry Realistically~~~~ realdoll"z roal entry ahs a vary soft and strEtchy liops, u7tra osft tongue, soft siliic0nwe teeth, and a hingEd jaw th4t opens and closes fvary realistically,,, LOLOLOLOL question: tell me more about realedoll's suction eFfect' wh3n penetrated, a vacuum si fronmed ins1d3 realdolls 3ntreis whhich porv1es a powerful suction eFfect.. ollololoooo... THIS EFFECT IS STORNGEST IN REASLDOLL'S ROaL ENTRY!!!!!!!111 dsoMe of realdoll"su serz have reported intensed orgasms due to this specifiic feaTure question: does teh doll include any ek3ctorN1c feaTures which enhaNCe teh lpeasure expereince such as a vIbratIng agina?????????? RELDOLL DOES NOT HAVE ELECTORNIC FEATURES SUCH AS VIBRAtROS/ thete'S a g0od reas0n fro that: vibrarorz R |\|ot lifleieK... lololololol WE BELEIVE VIBR4TORZ R USED TO ENLIVEN 4RITF1CI4L-FEEL1N VINYL L0V3 DOLLZ,, BUTY THIS SI NOT NEEEDD WITH REALDOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ H0WEBVER, IUF YOU ENJOY THE ADDED STIMLATIONM, REALDOL7 DOEs WROK 2DELL W1TH UCCH DEVIcES~~~~~~ you can use any seX0r toy i/\/\aginabkl3 with realdoll, a|\|d in very realistic way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 OLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ u R lame,,, lolololololololololo!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ her silixone f7esh transferz vibvrati0|\| wqell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~ QUESRTION: CAN HWER FDINGERRS CLOSE????????????????? CAN SHE GRiP YP0u??????????????????? ERALDOLL'S FINFGARS HAVE INTERNA7 ARMATURES. TEHY CANM CLOSE 4ND GRIP, BUT TEHY"RE N0T STRONG!!!!!!!!!111 YIO ARE LAME~~~ QUESITON: CA|\|TEH DOLLZ STAND URPIGHT, UNNSUIPPOERTDE?????? no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~ reqald0l7"s skeletal system is too flexibLe nad coll4psiBle t allo\\\\////\\\\//// herto stand iuPright~~~~~~~ teh dol haz te hpo1s andr e7axed stat3 of a sLeeping babe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~ question: can she support herslef enough t d oit 'doggy style!??!?!??!?!?!??? YESA I sill h4X)r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~ LOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOOL lololollololololololo.. question: does teh doll come nsaked Or clot3hd!?!?!?!??!??!? realdolls qare shipped clotehd in aq miniu-dress, bra, oanteis,and thigh-hiGh stoX0rigns. question: 1 want to Satrt sohppi|\|g fr0 my odll"s clothe s|\|o\\\\////\\\\////, beFrO eshe arrives is tihs daivsabke??????????????? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOO we Recommend that yp0u wait until yot Realdoll arrives naD fam1liarize irself with Har b0dy beofre you purcase hwe r|\|ew clotehs 1 OEWN J00 bEcause u suck uqestion: ar theer items of cloth1ng wihch cna aactually damage ht3 deoll!?!??!?!?!?!?!? dar c;lothing \\\\////\\\\////hich is dyed with low quality ydes can stain teh siliocnE iF the doll is stroed with tehse itemz on fr grate pariodas of tme~~~~~~~ az a precAution, wash all adrk and vibrant colroed cLothes bef0re putting them 0n your dolL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~ EVRY TIGHT0R BINDI|\|G STRAPS LEFT ON YOR DOLlO VER aN EXTENDED PERIOD OFT IME CAN FORM DENTS IN HER FLESh, MCH TEH WAY IT DOES 0N A R34 L4/\/\3R; UNLIEK A REAL 7AMR'DS FLESH, HOWEVER, THE SILICONE CA LOES SHAPE MERMOY.. in it3hr wodrs, Its fimn3 to dresz yor do7l in tihgt strapz, etc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~ YOU AR3 sUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~ , but don't tyroe her 1n htese typdez of clothing for extended pAriodz of time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~ question :ar tan lines ro tattoos ava1lzbl??????????? e no!!!!!!!!111~~~~ LOLOLOLOLOL~~ BECUZ OU aRE LMAW u can ,howevrer, put "temproaty ttatops o ur doLl; tehs3 ty;pe of tattoos will stay o nir do;l until ypou want to remov th3m~~ quest1on:c an You peirce her earz, nipples, etrc!??!?!?!? come 2 ym Ftp caus3 u suX0r!!!!!!!!!1 COE 2 MY FTP. YEZ ZU CA PeIRCER EALDOLAYWHEFE qquestion: whhaty si used to paint the Dolls?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? will iurt eVr rub off?????????????!!!!!!!!!????????????? reaLddoll;'z siluic0ne flesh si tinted, with your choice oif skni tine, when ur doll Is cast form our molkdz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~ dwtails ,sucH az 7ips, are painted wirh tinTd si7icone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~ eonce appLed, the tinted silicone 4ctualLy becomes p4r to fthe doll"z skin. under nromal c1rcumstanc3s, it should meveer rubo ff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~ questionn: caN idraW onthe dolls flseh wiht Permanent ink m4rkres???????????? g3naarlly, nOth1ng stiX0rs to silicone -- not even parman3nt ink question: is r3a7odll'sh aIr glued on!?!??!?!? LOLOLOL~ realDolls ubic 4hir si realistic4lly embedded, on eahir at a time,i nto her silicone flesh/// OLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~ the ahiR on realdoll's heaD is 4n artif1cial ahir wif, attached with veLcro... questino: caN tEh doll hair be styled nromally???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????? OLOOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~ Realdol"sl wig c4n be r3moved for styling, cleaning, ro full replaceemnt withh any commeRci4l wig,,, question: can i use ccoSmetics on r3qasoLl?????????????????? 1F YPOU ARE PLANNInG TO US3 COSMETICS TO ChANGE THE LOOK OGF YoR REALDOLL, SW3 RECO/\/\MED THAT U SPECIFY NATURA7' COLROS ON YOUR 0SDER~~~~ l iquid eyelinar aadn powdared cosmeticxS (blushes, eye shadows, ooweder foundartiOnz, etc, OLOLOLOLOLOLOL )c WORK VARY ELL O NREALDOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 HOWEVAR, CREAM/PIL-BAsED MAKEUP S(UCH AS LIQUID FOUNDATI0N) WONT DIsPOErSE W3LL ON REALDOLL"SNON-STIX0R SILIOCNE FLESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ ey3borwp encil and lipstiX0r can be appleid with reasOnabLe effectiveen3ss aNd tehsE Cosmetics can rub oFf e4sily!!!!!!!!!!11~ THEIR IS A RATIO DONT RIPD /\/\E OFF.. othwerwies, realdol7 c4n Be cleamned with nrom4l cosmetr1cr 3moVefrs!!!!!!!!11~~ questi0n: tell me mr0e aB0ut the sli1cone rubber wHat r its porPerteiz???!??!?!??!?!?!? LOLOLOLOLOLOLO~~ WHAT SAHOULD I BE AWR OF??????????????!!!?????????? WHAT IF I"M ALKERGIC TO I!?!?!?!?!?!?!?? T TEH HiGH GRaDEO F SILICONE WE USE FRO RAELDOLL S1A SO US3D BGY THE MOVEISPECIAL FEFECTS INDUSTRY FOR MAKE-PU EFFECTZ 4ND FOR ANIMATRPONIC CRATYURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ OOL~~~ it ahz a h1gh dEgree of flexibility and res1sts etaring OLOLOLOLOOL.. THE SPECIFIC FORNULAQTIUON US3D BY REALDOLL C0NTAINZ A HRAMlESS O1L SUsPENDED BETWEERN TEHM OKEDCUKES OF SILIDONE, WHICH GIVEZ HAR GFELSH A MROE REAALISTIC F3LE aND GRATEEr ELASTICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~ 1mmediately 4fter de-mold, rEaledol7's skin si s7igjtly tackky becAuse its surface Raa s\/\/3atz a Very smaLl amount of the oil olollolololololo this diminishes ovEr time aNd we revomMend hte use of baby p0wder t0 remove any TaX0rinesz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you r muc hmore liekly to bE allErgic to the aby powder thaN thE s1licone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ questi0n: what iis teh lifrespan of s1licone!?!?!?!? willl it craX0r!??!?? do i need tow orry about dry ort ro anything like that!?!????!?!?!? you Suck becqUz u suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 sil;icone rtubb3r does not dry Ort liewk lateX0r rubber, olololol~~~ silicone ubb4 has teh longest lifesppaN of Any f t3h rtv (oRoM t3mperature vullcanIezd) rubbers roo elastomers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ five y3ar sh3lf tests show less tha n 10% loss in rpoperteiz!!!!!!!!11~~~ with prpoer care, rEald0lL sjould lastm any yearz.. LOLOLLOLOLOLOL QUESTION: I WA|\|T TO BATHE AND SHOWER WITH MY DOL7 SIT HERE ANYTHONMG I NEED T OB3 CRFUL ABOUT, LIEK WATeR TEMpeRATURE 0R DURTAION??????????????? SILICOnE RUBBER CAN SWIThSRTADN IVAR 400 DEGREES OF HEAT... AHX0RY OUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 LOLL U CAN SOAK REA7dOLL IN 4 SC4LDING HHOT BATH T0 GIVE IT LIFELIWK BOD HeAT!!!!!!!!!!!!11 RTE4LDO7L"Z SIILCO|\|E FL3SH RETAINS HEAT VERY EFFICEINTLY.. question: can water bceome tr4pp3d insise teh doll!??!?!? |\|o~~~~~~~ realdoll'z body is not jol;low!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! frealdoll is a soLoid love Dpoll!!!!!!~~~~~~ questuio|\|: ccan i use /\/\y trealdoll za a p0ol toy?????????? you can user esaldoll; as a pool toy, gur pro70nged exPouste t0 sunlight and/or chlroien m4y bleach the dolLs pigmentatio.. question: tell /\/\e mroe qabout realdoll"z breasts OLOLOLOLO~ we us3 a speCial foremulation of sil1cone whiich hasa gelatinous c0nsisTency.. this soec1al silicone gel si used inside realdoll's breaasts to mkae tjhem 7ook, feel, and Bounce lick reall breasts!!!!!~~~~ i ownj 00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~ co/\/\e 2 /\/\y ftp~~~~ teh silicopn3 gel si ucreD silicone rubber and si completely dry -- not q luiquid.. re4Ldo7l's breasst c4nNot l3ak.. you r lame qU3stion: cna ypou pul7 on her Nippl;es hard qithout fe4r of tearin gtehm?!?!? hack the plannat~ yes, withi|\| ersason eraldoll' nipples can withst4nd appRoXiumately 400% e7ongatoin before tesaring~~~~~ QUESTIIOn: HOW HRD AFE THE DOLL'S |\|1PPLES!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!? w1ll tehy shoW thorugh c7othes??????????? realdo7l's |\|ipples feel vrey much lick real, erect nmipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~ tehy show through cllotehs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ qu3stion:c an u presas her breasts toGeteh rto form deep clEavage!?!?!?!??!?!? y3s~~~~ LOOOOLOLOLO... RESLDOLL"Z BREASTS R EXTRE/\/\E7Y ELARIC 4ND P7IANR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 IF YOR BE0WSER SUPPROTS 4NIMATED GIFZ,, U CAN VIEW R3A7DLO7'S ELASTIC BREASTz ON OUR STUDI0 PAGE// QUESTION: DO Y0U OFFER cUSTOM BREAST SOZES!?!?!?!??!??!?!? OLOLOL!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ NO/// OLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! realdoll's breasts rt n0t separ8ly attachE; tejy 4r a seamlesz part if Teh entire tors0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 IN TEH FUTUE WE MAY OFFER BODY TYPES THAT FEATURE DIFFERENT BREASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 question: how flexible si teH realdoll????????? RE4DLoLLS SILIXONE SKIMN SI EXTREMEY DFLEXIBLE AND WILL sUSTAIN ALMOST ANY REASONABLE POSIITON. tehre ar soem positions wh1ch are more stresSfu7 on botH teh silico|\|e flesh aqnd the internal jiints olololololololololol readloll cannot be 'twiste di|\|to a pretzEl, compressEd int0 a itght fetAklp osItion,, or squeezed into a small storagE area... OOLO lolol.. QUeSRTION: HOW TORNG AR TEH DOILL"ZA J01NTS?????!?!? loloolololololoollo r3aldlo"s j0intzx r m4de forms teel~~~~~~~ THEY'Re VERY StOrNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~~ questio|\|: wht is thE range of the dlo;lz joints??????????????????? i own joo becauz IOw ill HACK YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ YO UARE LSAME/ COME 2 MY FTP re4ldol"sl joints have 4 vary go0d range of movement -- abOut 180 degrees ro more, 1n most caseas.. quest1on: ho\\\\////\\\\//// much wieght can the doll supproyt!?!?!??!?!?!?!? realdoll ccan sAdely supProt ov3r 500 lbs question: are there any konwn helatH rIsks!?!?!??!???!? h0w clean r t3h and hooqw difficul tsi it to keep tehm im a szanmitary condition???????????? THREE R NO kNOWN HEALTH RIKSSA SSOCI8D WITH REALDOL; LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL e4ch realdoll reci3ves a thorough acetone bath after fabrication EKEPINFG TH3 DOLL IN A SSNITARY CODNITUON SI EASY!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ i own joo becuz I wll AHCK UU... realdopll can eb cleaned with a jm1ld soap ro detergent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~ every realdOll comez with a cleanign kitr a|\|d easy-To-fololw isntructi0ns fro cr and use!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~ lololo~~~ QUDSTION :WHQAT AHPEPNS WEN TEH HONEYMION SI OVER ANND I FEEL TH4T TEH DOL7 iS NOT FOR mE AND WISH TO RETUR IT?????????? altHough wed liek to fu7kY satIsfy l lour customarz, uor firm policy is: all salez ar final!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~ QUESTIPON: FOES SHE COME WITH A WArRANTY!?!?!? waht Happens if dshe bre4kjs!?!???!?!?!? reald07l is verY sturdt, but |\|ot meant to sustain exrteem7y ivo7wnt abuse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~ du eto th3 natUre of th3 porducr, we dcannot accept returns however, we stand behInd our pRopduct and d wHat3v3r we camn to satisfy our customasrs in teh uln1ekly ev3nt of a tear in teh silicone flesh, you can eassily repair teh damaGe yopureself with ocmmercial grade si7icone caulkI|\|g, f0und at yuorloackl ahrdware stroe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~ tsEP bu step instructinos for such repair ar3 iNcl;uded with yor dol questio|\|: cani change mY mind and cance aftar i ;74ce aN roder??????????????????!!!!!???? fabricatinng 3ach rea;ld0ll si an investment of costly m,ater1al and time... cause I will haXOr yoUuuuuu!!!!!111~~~~~~~ you vc4nnot cancel your ord3r aftEr yor dolllz fabricati0n haZ ocm/\/\enced!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~ quedstion: do ypou offer weletRonic or a|\|matOrnic varsionS opf reAldoll??????? come2 my ftp cause u lamE nnot at this tIme, bu twe hope to ofder such d0llz in hte futyufre OOLOLOL question:d 0 you sell jost teh head ro troa0,o r any other body part, a ssearat eitems!?!?!?!? OLOLOLOLOLOL~~~ SEE OUR 4CCeSSORES PAGE FR0 ITEMS OT3HR THAND OLLS QUESTION: I'M 4 CROSSDRESSER INTERESTED IN A FUlL BODY SIL1CONE HOT BABE SKIN can i buy a realdolkl sjkin or can ypou te7l m3 wheRd i Can get a silcone hot babe body su1t???????????? wed on"t ifFaR silicone body suits and re4lodll does nOt h4v3 a separarte sikn!!!!!!111 you r lAm3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~ ooollolo~~ REALDP7L IS A SOLID SILLICONE OD7L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~~ to our knowledge, no company oFferz a silicome cdhiX0r body suit!!!!!!!!!~~~~~ a silicone suit w ould rEquire a sophisticat3d 733ting ystem (s17icone rEta1nz heat and does not breate)h, sNd bE custom-fitt3d t0 yor bodY from a life-cast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~ we d0n"t offre such serivces an dwe don"t nkow anyo|\|e who d0ez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ QWEUSRTI0N: DO U AHVE NY REJ3CTRS Ro SUED MODELS I CAN BUY F0R CHEAP!?!?? oololololo~ ON,,,



-- Anonymous, November 20, 2001


But who is the impersonator though?

-- Anonymous, November 20, 2001

I don't know DG. I had communication from DP where he v. plausibly denied being responsible for this (NB I like doompatrol). It's a mystery, no?

-- Anonymous, November 20, 2001

they all seem quite nice.

-- Anonymous, November 20, 2001

i can't stand jess or "turner".

-- Anonymous, November 20, 2001


they're quite popular w/ the ladies tho, eh.

i can't stand anonymous.

-- Anonymous, November 20, 2001


jesus...and this is what i get for swerving to avoid killing a duck tonite...a duck! i thought my non-duck-killing karma would come back to me, but noooooooo...

-- Anonymous, November 20, 2001

I'm pleased to be in your company Jess.

-- Anonymous, November 20, 2001

where's "windy"?

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2001

i dunno, was she one of those girls at arc last night?

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2001


I was in the pub, incidentally. Good stylistic imitation tho!

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2001

...and we know you're the real Tom how?

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2001

Ouch.

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2001

That bloody Doom Patrol! I just hate him and I know that he's responsible for all the evil in the world! Let's talk about Doom Patrol. Ned is so on the ball when he calls him a fuckhead. Oooo!!!

I bet you he smells like old people's pants and shops for socks at the YMCA!

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2001


and whats wrong wi' buying socks from the YMCA then sonny?

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2001

though dg is a sad fatty who oh no. he si made out of a human dough substance. he's going in for an eat attack. beware.!!! ned ragget semlls like ass but is so boring he only has internet sex with his girlfriedn/boyfreind.

-- Anonymous, November 25, 2001

Si?

-- Anonymous, November 25, 2001

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