There was this guy who was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "HEY, IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO FRANK'S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME?"

A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

Answers

Reminds me of a T-shirt I had once, with a french fry and a caterpillar. I think Drew Carey had an episode on his show that dealt with the same picture in the office.

LOL

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

Barefoot, I offered up this insipid joke as a Carl antidote, and now you have me wondering what that french fry was doing to the poor caterpillar.

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

Antidote this!

www.thefunniestpics. com/frenchfry.htm

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

that's the one!

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

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-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001

hey, Brooks, you expressed an interest in it first.

LOL

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001