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Dear Exalted Idiots,
I was flatulating with my friends one day and I noticed that only mine seemed to smell pleasant. Then I applied this to a much broader scale and realized that this holds true for every single person. Oh great holders of wisdom--how do you explain such a phenomena?
-- Justin Heinrichsen Vashmoisska III (firstname.lastname@example.org), November 10, 2001
Back whe' I came from, erryone spoke in Flatulese. O'viously dese people you are frien's with don't be speakin' the same dialec' as you wit' da Flatulese. Make yo'self a tuna and cheese, spark up a menthol, and curl up wit' yo' kittens to some Game Show Network. You'll be glad ya did!
Love always, smooches, and a stogie, Latwanda
-- Latwanda Ezmerelda Boutros-Boutros Bushika Smith (email@example.com), December 05, 2001.