Birth Control Considered For Koalas: "[Australian Koala Foundation executive director Deborah] Tabart said the alternative to putting koalas on the pill was to convince Australia's government to control land clearing in prime koala habitat --"
	"I would have thought that koalas were slow enough that koandoms could be slipped on between koartship and koapulation." http://uk.news.yahoo.com/011105/80/cegae.html

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001